Australia Bans Small Breasts

Picture from zazzle.com

So apparently sometime last year, Australia put a ban on small breasted women appearing in adult productions, in an effort to keep creepers from living out their creepy pedophile fantasies through the images.

Now, I feel like this is one of those good intentions played out wrong.

I mean, women over the age of eighteen can still have small boobs, and think of all the adult film stars you just put of business. Also, how do you even qulaify small? Like, I generally consider a 32 B a small size, but it's a B cup, not an A.

They also decided that female ejaculation is also a no no because it's a "form of urination" and that's not allowed.

Australia, I think you're a little wonky on this on. The expression more than a handful is a waste is just an expression!
Just saying.

(OYO)
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Men In Bras, Brought on by Bath Salts?

There aren't a lot of reasons for your standard guy to be wearing a bra.
Unless, they're high on bath salts, and have stabbed a goat recently.

Or to be more specific, if you're Mark L. Thompson, 19, of Alum county of West Virginia.
Yeah, this guy was found just hanging out in his house, wearing ladies undergarments, with his neighbors dead goat, which he stabbed.
Cause he was high on bath salts.
I don't know what kind of bath salts those are, but I'm thinking maybe they should be illegal.

Also, look at this guy

Picture from Kanawha County Sheriff's Office

That guy.

Wearing girl undergarments.

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Ewwwww.

Also, the goat was his neighbors present to her four year old granddaughter.

He's a real winner.

Look out for bath salt sniffing goat stabbers readers.

Be safe.

(OYO)

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