Showing posts with label wet t shirt contest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wet t shirt contest. Show all posts

Saturday, August 13, 2011

1000 Ways To Die: Zapped Rack

Also known as Cardiac-A-Breast, this segment shows a young lady on her way to party, hoping to ensnare a man. Her trap?
A metal lined bra.
And I don't mean a bra with an underwire. I mean a bra that appears to have metal reinforcement throughout the whole thing, kind of like boning in a corset.
Now, metal bras aren't that uncommon. They're really more of a cosplay, or reneissance fair sort of garment though.

Picture from cn1.kaboodle.com
Anyways, stop staring at her boobs, I'm trying to tell you a story.
So she gets to this party, and her bra is helping to make her the center of attention.
And then it starts to rain.
And she jumps at the opportunity to show herself off a little more, and starts to dance in the rain.


Picture from utrashed.com
 Well, I'm guessing Zeus didn't approve, because suddenly, from the sky, came a bolt of lightning.
Striking her in the bra.

As you might imagine, she was not in super great shape after that. The strike killed her instantly, and pretty much put an end to any date she may have had that night.

Moral of the story? If you're gonna dance in the rain, take your bra off first.

Booblogger out.
(OYO)

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

News Anchor Fired for Flashing in Florida

You know what's pretty awesome?
Vacations.
Also, Key West.
And....
Wet T-shirt contests.
Unless, you're a news anchor, and the wet T-shirt contest gets out of control.

Catherine Bosley was a news anchor at WKBN-TV for ten years.
But one weekend in Florida managed to change all that.

What started as a harmless, celebratory wet T-shirt contest, turned into...
Well....
This:
Picture from connect.in.com
Yes, she is naked under the black censor bars I added to sheild your virgin eyes.
Here is the charming progression of how she got in this position.




Oh boy....
(OYO)
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