Tomatoes as Big as my Boobs

I know my boobs aren't the biggest in the world, but they're not exactly small either. So you might imagine that me finding something that should fit into the palm of your hand comfortably that's as big as one of my breasts, is disconcerting to say the least.
So imagine me walking into Whole Foods with my good friend and finding a monster sized tomato. Not a melon, or like a head of lettuce.
A tomato.

Sideways picture is sideways.

Guys, this is real life. This was a freaking huge tomato.

Nonsense.

Here's the other tomatoes compared to that one.

I guess I need to buy more organic.

(OYO)
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