Bacon Friday, Keep Warm With Bacon

There are lots of things to keep warm with.
Sweaters, boobs, boob warmers, but...
Bacon?
Heck yes.

Picture from Etsy.com

This may be the singularly best thing I've ever seen in my life.
This wonderful set was available at etsy.com, but it's sold.
I need someone to make this for me.
Right now.
It's a perfect, tasty way to keep warm.
Except I would try to eat it, and probably die.
OM NOM NOM BACON WOOL.

Seriously, someone make me one.

(OYO)
Booblogger!