IT'S BEEN A YEAR

One year ago today, at this very same time, I wrote my very first post for this blog.
I promised posts on cupcakes, dinosaurs, barracudas, and Chuck Norris.
Some of the more observant of my readers will note that nothing has been written on those topics.
I have however written some thrilling posts on the iLoo, Microsoft's biggest disaster, and one on the Nobel Peace Prize origin.
I've even had a guest post on why Boob is the Breast Word Out There.

I've done posts for Bacon Friday unreligiously, I've even had a couple 1,000 Ways to Die posts.

My point?
Is a nipple.

Just kidding.
My point is, I want to thank all of you for reading, and for all your support! You guys at the band in the big bra of my life.

Keep reading! It can only get better from here.

(oYo)
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Bacon Friday, Keep Warm With Bacon

There are lots of things to keep warm with.
Sweaters, boobs, boob warmers, but...
Bacon?
Heck yes.

Picture from Etsy.com

This may be the singularly best thing I've ever seen in my life.
This wonderful set was available at etsy.com, but it's sold.
I need someone to make this for me.
Right now.
It's a perfect, tasty way to keep warm.
Except I would try to eat it, and probably die.
OM NOM NOM BACON WOOL.

Seriously, someone make me one.

(OYO)
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Bacon Friday, A Father's Day Bacon Basket

Just in time for Father's Day!
Baconfreak.com, which is one of my new favorite places ever, has a basket designed to give your favorite father figure a delicious bacon-y gift basket.

Picture from Baconfreak.com

This delicious basket features:
1 bag of  French Market coffee
2 pounds of "Big Daddy Bacon"
1 pound of Rocco's Private Reserve Cajun Sausage
1 Pound of Boss Hogs Center Sliced Ham
Boss Hog Bacon Pancake Mix
Uncle Sam's Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
Uncle Sam's Blueberry Syrup
1 bottle of bacon seasoning

Uhm, I think I need to go become a father so someone can get this for me.
Hello future children, please give me this now!

Also, my dad thinks my bacon obsession is weird, so when I get this for him, and he doesn't want it, I guess I'll just have to take it for myself....

(OYO)
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Bacon Friday: Bacon Outfit

This is the most win combination of things ever.
One can only hope she's also wearing a bacon bra underneath.
Om nom nom.

flickr.com

I want to be her best friend.

Someone buy me bacon themed clothes!

DO IT.

(OYO)

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Bacon Friday, Bacon Bra 2.0

So who remembers the original bacon bra post?
Have you seen the new one?

Photo from blog.baconfreak.com

This is actually really cute.

I would wear this.

Here's an excerpt of the making of the bra:

"I asked my friend, Neely, to help me with the bra and we brainstormed a little. She found a recipe for bacon cups to put salads in, or something. So we followed that for the temperature and cooking times. The first attempt at the bacon bra was sort of a failure. I was clutching greasy, dripping bacon, holding it over my breasts, while she took a picture of me. I looked ridiculous. We sort of got the idea to weave the bacon but didn’t really implement it very well. For Bacon Bra 2.0 we knew we wanted to start by weaving bacon and cooking it longer since the inside was so soft and greasy the first time. We kind of had a pattern. Both times we took tin foil and put it over my breasts to make a mold. Then we rolled tin foil balls to put under the tin foil boobs because the bacon is pretty heavy. We cooked the bacon on that."

Yes.

SO AWESOME.

Click here to read the rest and see the making of the bra.

Also, new favorite blog.

Sorry this was late!

(OYO)
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Bacon Friday: Bacon Toothpaste

I hate trying to eat breakfast after I brush my teeth.
Yet, it never occurs to me to just wait, and brush my teeth after.
But now, in an effort to avoid the nasty after taste of fake bubble gum and mint, bacon toothpaste has hit the market.

Best idea ever, or best idea ever?

I'd rather end my teethbrushing with the delcious smoky taste of bacon in my mouth then gross normal bubble gum or nasty mint.

I think the world would be a better place if we all brushed with bacon toothpaste. Just saying.

(OYO)

Booblogger out! 

Bacon Friday: Bacon Bra

This is something I have been considering for the blog, so I'm starting it!
If there is anything I love more then/as much as boobs, it's bacon.
There is just something amazingly wonderful about the deliciousness of perfectly cooked bacon.

So to try and intergrate Bacon Friday in, my first post will be about something you may have seen floating around the internet:
The Bacon Bra:

This would be an example of a halter, non wire, non molded food bra.

Don't really see that often!

So thoughts on the bacon bra?
Tasty? Or terrifying?

I want to cook it into a bra shape, and then eat it.
Oh baby.

(OYO)
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