Monday, October 4, 2010

Why Boob is the Breast Word Out There

So this is our first guest article by blogger RaBecca W. (AKA Boobear) who will probably be contributing regularly to our blogs, so be nice to her, and buy her cookies and polar bears. (You can find her in our list of followers!)
This is about how boob is the perfect word for, well, boobs.
'Ello boob fanatics.

Any of y'all ever see that picture, the one that explains why “Boob” is the perfect word? In case you haven't, let me explain.

First, we need the word: Boob.

Take a look at that capital ”B” there. What does that look like? Thats right- it's an aerial view of the lovely jubblies, providing that they are not covered by clothes... Anywho. Now you look at the two “oo”s goin'on there. See that? Just stick some nipples inside each “o” and you've got some gorgeous naked mammalian protuberances. Yes, I went there. Some medical mumbo jumbo, making me seem all smart...Ahem! Back to boobs. This may be the hardest part to notice, but when you look at that lowercase “b” you will see a perfect side view of... well... a tit. Yeah, sorry, no clever name there. Don't hate.

So there's just a little piece on why “Boob” is the perfect word. If I knew who the creator of that clever analysis was, I would cite them for you. However, they've been lost in the millions and millions of web pages and cutesy blogs and probably will never be given the proper credit.

So yeah, you, if you came up with this, you're cool.

Peace out, Homeslice-
The BooBear

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