Friday, December 16, 2011

The Delightful Sucker

I got to talk to one of my old teachers today, and he told me that he and his wife read my blog, and that reminded me that I should probably start writing it again, so here I am.

"Guess who's back, back again.

Shady's back."

No he's not, it's just me.

Anyways, I was on, which I very much enjoy, and I ran across this gem.

Can you imagine someone using this in public?

"Oh, hello respectable looking man in a park, what have you got there? Oh, a nipple on top of a soda can, very classy. 
Children, get behind me."

I would run away from them.
There's probably some Freudian theory behind this product.
Because he liked his mom?
And she had boobs?
Get it?

Anyhow, I'll work on posting more!