Today, French scientists announced that women who wear bras actually have saggier breasts than women who don't.
These are apparently the results of a fifteen year study done by Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, from the University of Besancon who says “Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra”.
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NO NO NO.
Shut your big fat negative (french) wordsy mouth. (No offense France. Also, Archer reference.)
Because that means that my whole life has been a lie, and it's too late.
Professor Rouillon has spent 15 years measuring the changes in the orientation of the breasts of 130 women with a slide rule and caliper at the University Hospital in Besancon.
A 28 year old participant named Capucine hasn't worn a bra for two years and says:“There are multiple benefits: I breathe more easily, I carry myself better, and I have less back pain.”