London Woman Gets Shot With Paintball, Implant Explodes

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But apparently, not for girls with implants!

Apparently some 26 year old girl was playing paintball and got hit in the chest at about 190 mph with a paintball pellet, and felt more pain then usual.

Originally, she thought it had just bruised her really badly, but when she got around to seeing a doctor a few days later, he let her know that the impact had actually torn her soft gel implant.
My question is, wouldn't the gel like, leak? And wouldn't you notice that?

"Oh, my boob is oddly shaped, and kind of feels like a weird bag of runny jello."

Anyways, enough on that. Apparently the Paintzone Paintball Park, where this young lady was shot, will be offering extra chest padding in the future. All you have to do is call ahead of time, be like, "I have fake boobs that I don't want exploding", give them your bra size and they'll have something all ready for you when you come in.

How nice of them.

The estimated cost of damage for the exploded implant was quoted at around £3,000, which is just under $5,000 dollars.

Douglas McGeorge, the former president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons said: "This is very, very unusual and this woman was very unlucky. I imagine she was quite slim because the paintball would have had to pierce the skin to rupture the implant. I have heard some odd stories over the years but this is one of the strangest."
Strange indeed Douglas McGeorge, strange indeed.

Also, probably incredibly painful.

Just...
Ow.

Also, I wonder if maybe she'd had one of those crazy German bullet proof bras, maybe she would have been fine?

(oYo)
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