SOPA and PIPA

Awh, what cute names for something ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.

What it boils down to is the government wants to censor the internet.

You know who does that? China.

And I love China, but that's just not right.

And it also means that there's a good chance that if it passes, my blog?

SHUT DOWN.

FOREVER.

So click here.

Do your part, no matter how little.

Imagine how awful life would be without my blog, or wikipedia, or youtube.

THE HORROR.

From theoatmeal.com, because that guy rocks.

(oYo)

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Youtube Has a Manboob Controversy

Remember my post about the buy who murdered his neighbor over his manboobs?

Pretty crazy stuff.

Anyhow, Youtube employees are in the middle of an incredibly long debate, trying to figure out if manboobs (also known asgynecomastia) should be age restricted on Youtube. Apparently this is a pretty popular video category.

Picture from marvelousmanboobs.com. Yup, that's a real website.

Basically, they don't allow full nudity, but partial and non sexual nudity is allowed, and no one can quite seem to decide where the line falls for man boobs.

Victoria Grand, the Youtube director for global communications and policy has said that, "Literally, these are the things that we debate ferociously to the point that we don't sleep at night."

Seriously? You argue about manboobs until you can't sleep?

I can't sleep just thinking about them, let alone argue.

Apparently the videos of manboobs will have to be evaluated on a case by case basis, and I don't envy whoever has that job.

Bet they wished they worked at Disneyland instead.

You can read more about the debate by clicking here.

Opinions?

Should manboobs be restricted content?

(oYo)

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Maggie Q, She Burnt Her Boobs

Maggie Q is one of the assassins on Nikita, who also happens to be pretty hot.

Picture from tvseriesactress.com

And, since she is playing an assassin, she shoots a lot of guns.

Prop guns mind you, but that stuff can be dangerous.

Quote, "I was filming a scene for Nikita a few days ago where I was shooting a gun. The bullets shot out to the right and one went into my bra, and I got boob burns."

She found the silver lining to the burn saying, "My boobs were so swollen I went up a cup size - not bad!"

This has got to be the most painful way to go up a cup size.

Please don't go shooting yourself in the boobs with prop guns to try and make your boobs bigger. There has to be some kind of health risk there.

(oYo)

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Victoria Secret, People Are Stealing From You

Apparently Victoria's Secret is that she overprices bras, make them about half a size smaller then they actually are, and have super bad security.

Most Victoria Secret stores are manned by a small swarm of pretty, skinny, trendy young girls.
But what they really need is a security guy.

Recently, in two separate events, both within a week of each other, a total of over 150 bras were stolen from two different Victoria Secret's. Both thefts were done by a male-female team.

Picture from Flickr.com

That's just between the two heists, and that's not counting the small time crime.

Come on girls, step it up!

Take up weight lifting or something.

Anyhow, between the two thefts, the total of lost merchandise, which is still at large comes to over $7,000.

That's just crazy.

Guys. Don't steal bras. 

Just don't do it.

(oYo)

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London Woman Gets Shot With Paintball, Implant Explodes

Picture from riotousassembly.wordpress.com

But apparently, not for girls with implants!

Apparently some 26 year old girl was playing paintball and got hit in the chest at about 190 mph with a paintball pellet, and felt more pain then usual.

Originally, she thought it had just bruised her really badly, but when she got around to seeing a doctor a few days later, he let her know that the impact had actually torn her soft gel implant.
My question is, wouldn't the gel like, leak? And wouldn't you notice that?

"Oh, my boob is oddly shaped, and kind of feels like a weird bag of runny jello."

Anyways, enough on that. Apparently the Paintzone Paintball Park, where this young lady was shot, will be offering extra chest padding in the future. All you have to do is call ahead of time, be like, "I have fake boobs that I don't want exploding", give them your bra size and they'll have something all ready for you when you come in.

How nice of them.

The estimated cost of damage for the exploded implant was quoted at around £3,000, which is just under $5,000 dollars.

Douglas McGeorge, the former president of the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons said: "This is very, very unusual and this woman was very unlucky. I imagine she was quite slim because the paintball would have had to pierce the skin to rupture the implant. I have heard some odd stories over the years but this is one of the strangest."
Strange indeed Douglas McGeorge, strange indeed.

Also, probably incredibly painful.

Just...
Ow.

Also, I wonder if maybe she'd had one of those crazy German bullet proof bras, maybe she would have been fine?

(oYo)
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