Best Tumblr Ever?

When I looked up pictures of "girls holding their boobs", which, don't question my life choices, you don't know me, I found what may be the best blog ever.

Only potential competition I can find is Food and Boobs, which I love dearly, and was featured on once. (And mine. Duh.)

The tumblr is called...

Girls Holding Their Boobs.

It's beautiful.

Truly beautiful.

And now I have a whole new way to waste time while enjoying pictures of girls holding their boobs.

Best search engine choice ever.

Picture from girlsholdingtheirboobs.tumblr.com

BEST.

EVER.

(oYo)

Booblogger

Maggie Q, She Burnt Her Boobs

Maggie Q is one of the assassins on Nikita, who also happens to be pretty hot.

Picture from tvseriesactress.com

And, since she is playing an assassin, she shoots a lot of guns.

Prop guns mind you, but that stuff can be dangerous.

Quote, "I was filming a scene for Nikita a few days ago where I was shooting a gun. The bullets shot out to the right and one went into my bra, and I got boob burns."

She found the silver lining to the burn saying, "My boobs were so swollen I went up a cup size - not bad!"

This has got to be the most painful way to go up a cup size.

Please don't go shooting yourself in the boobs with prop guns to try and make your boobs bigger. There has to be some kind of health risk there.

(oYo)

Booblogger

Barbells For Boobs, Crossfit Fights Cancer



Picture from bigmike-smokeout.blogspot.com


So who of my lovely readers has heard of Crossfit?

For those of you who haven't, you can easily define it as a super intensive, mildly insane workout.

Anyways, a Tuscon gym hosted the Barbells for boobs fundraiser, to raise money for women in southern Arizona who can't afford to get a mammogram.

""There's a lot of women out there who can't afford a mammogram; maybe their doctor is saying you don't need to get one. It's every woman's choice. Nobody should have to live with the anxiety of 'oh gosh is that something'," breast cancer survivor Molly Davis said."



"Around 100 people will be doing what's called a "Helen Meets Grace" workout.  That's a 400-yard run around the gym, dozens of kettle bell swings, pull ups, and as many clean an jerks as they can manage."

Uhm, no thank you, I will just give you some money instead. Also, what is a clean an jerk? Shouldn't it be a jerk an clean? (HAHAHA, I crack myself up.)





Last year, in crossfit gyms across the country, they raised over $300,000 during the Barbells for Boobs fundraiser. If they used the girl up top as a spokesperson, I bet they would make a lot more. Just saying.

Off to go hit the weights!

(oYo)

Booblogger

Kirsten Dunst Wants You to Know Her Boobs Are Big

I've had a lot of celebrity posts lately, what with Lady GaGa and Olivia Wilde and Britney Spears.  

And now we're just gonna add Kirsten Dunst to the list. Apparently when she was in an interview with Elle magazine, she decided it was necessary that everyone be reminded that she has large boobs, and absolutely no body image problems.

In her recent movie Melancholia, she apparently does a few nude scenes, and she has no problem with it.

“I didn’t work out beforehand, it was all very natural. I don’t have any real body issues. I never really overeat, I shed weight in the summer, put it on in the winter. I love my snaggle fangs, they give me character and character is sexy.”



Picture from fimho.com, and is no longer a picture of Avril Lavigne.



I never really thought she had snaggle fangs, and then I googled it. And she kind of does sometimes.
She's attractive though.

And she does have a pretty nice rack.

Picture from Thoughts.com

“Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”

I think I need to go watch Spiderman again.
(oYo)
Booblogger out.

The Change Up, Featuring CGI Boobs

So who's seen The Change Up? I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but you can bet your pants loving ass I will go see it, because hello. Olivia Wilde and Ryan Reynolds?
Uhm, yes. I will watch them get busy on the big screen.


Picture from gq.com

 But, it should be noted that if you go see the movie, watch for Olivia Wilde's CGI nipples.
Yup. You read that right. Apparently while they were filming the scenes, she wore pasties, which is totally normal. But they ended up showing up in a lot of the shots, and instead of reshooting, they just decided to digitally overwrote them with CGI versions.

The best part?

She got to choose which version of the nipple they put onscreen.

Apparently producers sent her email with seven different versions of the nipple attached, and asked her to choose which ones she'd prefer to have featured onscreen.

Quote, "Please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original."

Haha, can you just imagine? Trying to sift through a bunch of fake, computer created nipples, and trying to figure out which one looks most like yours?

 Also, someone had to create them.
I just have this mental image of some computer nerd, squinting at a bunch of nipple pictures, trying to replicate ones that he imagines are like her nipples.
God, I want his job.

Booblogger out.
(oYo)

Another Hiatus, It Was Beach Time

Sorry for the gap in posts again, I was on vacation.
It was AWESOME, thanks for asking.
I was in San Diego for a few days, enjoying the sun, and the beach.
Also, the wonderful abundance of lady lumps.
You know what they say. California girls, you wish they all could be California girls.

HAHA, who thought I was gonna make a Katy Perry reference?
I'm old skool, don't hate.
But, to appease you, here's a picture of Katy Perry rocking a swimsuit.



Picture from thefablife.com

 Is that underboob?

Also, does anyone know if California has a topless beach? I want to go to one, really bad. Unless there's lots of moobs. I guess I could always go to Malmö.
Off to google topless beaches!

(OYO)
Booblogger

Tanning Topless, Swedish Women Can

In 2009, Swedish women in Malmö won the right to tan topless on public beaches.

I feel like I don't even really need to write much more, because I don't even have words to explain how awesome this is.

Just imagine this picture, but without bikini tops.

Picture from thecrazytraveler007.blogspot.com

"Some on the council had lobbied for wording which would have required women to keep their nipples covered, but Forsberg explained that attempting to enforce such a rule would have been too complicated.

"We don't define what bathing suits men should wear so it doesn't make much sense to do it for women. And besides, it's not unusual for men to have large breasts that resemble women's breasts," he said."

Haha, you go Forsberg! Fight for nipples, and keep hating on manboobs.
You're the man.

(OYO)
Booblogger

That Natural, Nipply Look

You know what's cool?
Nipples.
Lots of things have them. Men, women, baby bottles, lots of animals. They're handy little buggers attached to your body.
But most of us aren't like, "hey, check out my super cool nips. Sometimes when it's cold, I use them to slice through cheese. It's a cool party trick."
But for those of you who are into that sort of thing, maybe I can interest you in the "Nipple Bra".
That's right.
A bra with nipples on it.

Picture from Poorlydressed.failblog.org

Cause yours just aren't good enough.
Now, when I buy bras, I tend to lean towards the kind that conceal all that mumbo jumbo, but if you want that perky, nipply look, here's a good alternative.
Which is hopefully just missing decimal points in the price, because no fake nipples should cost that much.

Mine were free.

(OYO)
Booblogger.



Bacon Friday: Bacon Outfit

This is the most win combination of things ever.
One can only hope she's also wearing a bacon bra underneath.
Om nom nom.

flickr.com

I want to be her best friend.

Someone buy me bacon themed clothes!

DO IT.

(OYO)

Booblogger

Boobs on a Rollercoaster, The Solution

Have you ever tried wearing a push up bra on a rollercoaster?
If you have, you know your boobs don't really like to stay put with all the movement and twists and upsides downs and etc.
Ultimo has come up with a sexy bra to solve the problem, as well as the best advertising campaign ever.
Namely, a video of a bunch of girls in lingerie riding several rollercoasters at  Allton Towers Resort.
 

This video may be the best thing I've ever seen.

Also, on that note, I can hold up to six phones in my bra on a rollercoaster and not lose any of them.
Talent.
I have it.

(OYO)
Booblogger.