Holly Madison, She's Got Boob Insurance

Holly Madison used to date Hugh Hefner, and she was on that show, "The Girls Next Door".

Also, she's insured her boobs.

Like, those are the top three things I will associate with her in my brain.

Recently, Holly decided since she isn't dating Hugh anymore, she needs to be financially safe in case her boobs explode, or she loses her position headlining for the Vegas act "Peepshow"

So she insured her breasts for a million dollars.

Picture from hollywoodpix.net

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets. I think it's kind of funny. I think they're getting the credit they deserve. They're my primary money makers right now." 

Awh, it's not your personality?

Sorry, that was mean. But, in my defense, her boobs are fake.

Just saying.

Also, what exactly is expected to happen to her boobs? Is it like the girl in London, who got shot in the boob? I guess that's one possibility.

She apparently went through Lloyds of London for the insurance policy, which is obviously the best Insurance company ever. I want to work there.

Also, kind of want to get mine insured too.

Thoughts?

(oYo)

Booblogger

Jessica Simpson Denies Reduction Rumor!

Remember the post about how Jessica Simpson might be getting a reduction before getting married?

Yeah, I do too. It was some of the saddest news I had heard all day. 

But no fear!

The star has recently set everyone straight via Twitter.

"Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction... not to worry... I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren't going anywhere!"

Picture from tvrage.com

That has made my life so much better today.

Jessica, you can find a dress to get married in, and still keep your boobs. You're setting an example for busty girls everywhere.

Live long, and prosper.

(oYo)

Booblogger

NSFW: Boobpedia, My New Favorite Place

I love Wikipedia. It is a quality site, full of totally, unquestionably reliable information.
But you know what it  lacks?
High quality, in depth information on your favorite celebrities, models, and even adult film stars breasts.
And that, my friends, is where Boobpedia fills in the void.

Boobpedia.com

It is truly one of the most magical sites I have found in my history of internet use, and I am in love with it.
I spent over two hours perusing the site, and I can assure you, it is a worthwhile bookmark.

Thank you Boobpedia, for your magical, amazing knowledge, which I hope to not only learn from, but to add to.

Thank you.

(oYo)
Booblogger

Jessica Simpson to Postpone Wedding Because of Breasts?

So you all remember the post about Britney getting her boobs adjusted?
Apparently Jessica Simpson has decided she's tired of her boobs, and is potentially, according to In Touch,  going to have surgery, setting her wedding plans back.


Why, Jessica, why?
We're bosom buddies!

Picture from vivagoal.com

"She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller, she's never loved having a huge chest. If some weight doesn't come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery. If she does postpone, breast reduction is first on her to-do list."
Uhm. Why? I mean, Jessica Simpson is gorgeous. And her boobs are part of that! But I guess I can get the smaller breasts, easier to fit into a dress thing. But can't she afford to get one done custom?


What I really wanna know is how her soon to be husband feels about the whole thing.

Oh, celebrity surgery. Nonsense.

Thoughts?
(oYo)
Booblogger

Kirsten Dunst, "My Boobs Are Too Big For This Video Game!"

So, funny thing. I was looking a little more into Kirsten Dunst's boobs, and found that in 2004 she requested that her animated breasts be reduced in the Spiderman 2 game.

“I got to approve the video game, the way she looks," Dunst said. "They made her boobs gigantic. I was like, 'Tone down the boobs, please!' It was a little ridiculous.”

Picture from Virginmedia.com

Which is funny, because now she is apparently super ok with her breasts. Which is good, because everyone should be ok with their breasts.
Video games are notorious for having exaggerated frontal assets though, so if she was surprised, I would laugh.

Which by the way, I have a few posts that will be showing up on that subject later.

(oYo)
Booblogger out to play Spiderman 2.

Kirsten Dunst Wants You to Know Her Boobs Are Big

I've had a lot of celebrity posts lately, what with Lady GaGa and Olivia Wilde and Britney Spears.  

And now we're just gonna add Kirsten Dunst to the list. Apparently when she was in an interview with Elle magazine, she decided it was necessary that everyone be reminded that she has large boobs, and absolutely no body image problems.

In her recent movie Melancholia, she apparently does a few nude scenes, and she has no problem with it.

“I didn’t work out beforehand, it was all very natural. I don’t have any real body issues. I never really overeat, I shed weight in the summer, put it on in the winter. I love my snaggle fangs, they give me character and character is sexy.”



Picture from fimho.com, and is no longer a picture of Avril Lavigne.



I never really thought she had snaggle fangs, and then I googled it. And she kind of does sometimes.
She's attractive though.

And she does have a pretty nice rack.

Picture from Thoughts.com

“Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”

I think I need to go watch Spiderman again.
(oYo)
Booblogger out.