Bad News Bears

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 And no, not the movie about the kids who play baseball or whatever.

The bad news is...

I think my boobs are shrinking.

JUST A LITTLE, DON'T FLIP OUT.

I've recently lost a good bit of weight, almost 18 pounds, and my band size is just hovering above a 36.

Now, I used to measure, spot on, a 38 band, and a 43 bust.

For those of you who don't know math, that is a five inch difference, making me a DD.

Now I measure more of a 36 band, 41 1/2 bust.

Technically, that makes me a 36 DDD/36 G, meaning my cup technically went up, but the point is, my bust measurement has gone down.

Don't panic, I only have about 21 more pounds to go.

So hopefully we won't see to much more loss, but I have to say, I wouldn't mind being a 36 D.

That's like, the perfect size in my mind.

I'll keep you all updated!

(oYo)

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Jessica Simpson to Postpone Wedding Because of Breasts?

So you all remember the post about Britney getting her boobs adjusted?
Apparently Jessica Simpson has decided she's tired of her boobs, and is potentially, according to In Touch,  going to have surgery, setting her wedding plans back.


Why, Jessica, why?
We're bosom buddies!

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"She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller, she's never loved having a huge chest. If some weight doesn't come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery. If she does postpone, breast reduction is first on her to-do list."
Uhm. Why? I mean, Jessica Simpson is gorgeous. And her boobs are part of that! But I guess I can get the smaller breasts, easier to fit into a dress thing. But can't she afford to get one done custom?


What I really wanna know is how her soon to be husband feels about the whole thing.

Oh, celebrity surgery. Nonsense.

Thoughts?
(oYo)
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Tomatoes as Big as my Boobs

I know my boobs aren't the biggest in the world, but they're not exactly small either. So you might imagine that me finding something that should fit into the palm of your hand comfortably that's as big as one of my breasts, is disconcerting to say the least.
So imagine me walking into Whole Foods with my good friend and finding a monster sized tomato. Not a melon, or like a head of lettuce.
A tomato.

Sideways picture is sideways.

Guys, this is real life. This was a freaking huge tomato.

Nonsense.

Here's the other tomatoes compared to that one.

I guess I need to buy more organic.

(OYO)
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