Radio Silence

Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted in a few days.

In case anyone is wondering, I took on a second job, and I go to school for just about 18 credit hours, so you might say I'm a little busy.

I'll try to get back on the blogging train, but for now, enjoy this picture of a boob ninja.

Picture from Ebaumsworld.com

(oYo)
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Australia Bans Small Breasts

Picture from zazzle.com

So apparently sometime last year, Australia put a ban on small breasted women appearing in adult productions, in an effort to keep creepers from living out their creepy pedophile fantasies through the images.

Now, I feel like this is one of those good intentions played out wrong.

I mean, women over the age of eighteen can still have small boobs, and think of all the adult film stars you just put of business. Also, how do you even qulaify small? Like, I generally consider a 32 B a small size, but it's a B cup, not an A.

They also decided that female ejaculation is also a no no because it's a "form of urination" and that's not allowed.

Australia, I think you're a little wonky on this on. The expression more than a handful is a waste is just an expression!
Just saying.

(OYO)
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Tomatoes as Big as my Boobs

I know my boobs aren't the biggest in the world, but they're not exactly small either. So you might imagine that me finding something that should fit into the palm of your hand comfortably that's as big as one of my breasts, is disconcerting to say the least.
So imagine me walking into Whole Foods with my good friend and finding a monster sized tomato. Not a melon, or like a head of lettuce.
A tomato.

Sideways picture is sideways.

Guys, this is real life. This was a freaking huge tomato.

Nonsense.

Here's the other tomatoes compared to that one.

I guess I need to buy more organic.

(OYO)
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