Kirsten Dunst, "My Boobs Are Too Big For This Video Game!"

So, funny thing. I was looking a little more into Kirsten Dunst's boobs, and found that in 2004 she requested that her animated breasts be reduced in the Spiderman 2 game.

“I got to approve the video game, the way she looks," Dunst said. "They made her boobs gigantic. I was like, 'Tone down the boobs, please!' It was a little ridiculous.”

Picture from Virginmedia.com

Which is funny, because now she is apparently super ok with her breasts. Which is good, because everyone should be ok with their breasts.
Video games are notorious for having exaggerated frontal assets though, so if she was surprised, I would laugh.

Which by the way, I have a few posts that will be showing up on that subject later.

(oYo)
Booblogger out to play Spiderman 2.

The Change Up, Featuring CGI Boobs

So who's seen The Change Up? I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but you can bet your pants loving ass I will go see it, because hello. Olivia Wilde and Ryan Reynolds?
Uhm, yes. I will watch them get busy on the big screen.


Picture from gq.com

 But, it should be noted that if you go see the movie, watch for Olivia Wilde's CGI nipples.
Yup. You read that right. Apparently while they were filming the scenes, she wore pasties, which is totally normal. But they ended up showing up in a lot of the shots, and instead of reshooting, they just decided to digitally overwrote them with CGI versions.

The best part?

She got to choose which version of the nipple they put onscreen.

Apparently producers sent her email with seven different versions of the nipple attached, and asked her to choose which ones she'd prefer to have featured onscreen.

Quote, "Please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original."

Haha, can you just imagine? Trying to sift through a bunch of fake, computer created nipples, and trying to figure out which one looks most like yours?

 Also, someone had to create them.
I just have this mental image of some computer nerd, squinting at a bunch of nipple pictures, trying to replicate ones that he imagines are like her nipples.
God, I want his job.

Booblogger out.
(oYo)

Haboob, It's Happening

So for all of my Arizona readers, you're probably hearing all about the epic dust storm that is rolling in, taking the place that nice rain other states would normally fill. I've heard it's called a "monsoon", but what do I know?
But Arizona?
We're special.
We get a "haboob".
"Haboob (from Arabic هبوب) n. an intense sandstorm typically observed in the arid regions of the world."
It has the word boob in it.
At least it's not an intense boob storm.

Well, actually...

Just saying, that might not be that bad.

Then it would really be a haboob!

"Help! It's raining tits! And not the birds!"

Picture from Fotopedia.com

Also, this is what a boob storm would be like:


Picture from Myspace.com

 Haha, her friend  (read, victim) does not look happy. Also, pointy nipples much?

Anyways, Arizona readers, keep your boobs safe from the epic sandstorm. That stuff does not belong in your bra.

(OYO)
Booblogger

That Natural, Nipply Look

You know what's cool?
Nipples.
Lots of things have them. Men, women, baby bottles, lots of animals. They're handy little buggers attached to your body.
But most of us aren't like, "hey, check out my super cool nips. Sometimes when it's cold, I use them to slice through cheese. It's a cool party trick."
But for those of you who are into that sort of thing, maybe I can interest you in the "Nipple Bra".
That's right.
A bra with nipples on it.

Picture from Poorlydressed.failblog.org

Cause yours just aren't good enough.
Now, when I buy bras, I tend to lean towards the kind that conceal all that mumbo jumbo, but if you want that perky, nipply look, here's a good alternative.
Which is hopefully just missing decimal points in the price, because no fake nipples should cost that much.

Mine were free.

(OYO)
Booblogger.



Disneyland: Now It's REALLY The Happiest Place on Earth

Pretty much everyone who's ever been on a roller coaster has a picture of them making a stupid face on the roller coaster because they didn't know the camera was about to flash, or they were just in general, terrified.

But do you have you a picture like this?

Picture from geekologie.

Also, that man is a badass.

Visit his site immediately.

Yeah, you probably don't, because Disneyland has always kept employees in the photo room to screen, and delete, any photos involving your funbags making an appearance on somebody else's picture of their kid on their first ever roller coaster.

You ruin family memories.

But not anymore! Due to budgetary reasons (read, to attract more adults), Disneyland has moved those employees to other parts of the park, leaving no one to regulate the photos.

Meaning, if you're looking for photos of topless chicks, and a good time, go to Disneyland.

Now it's really the happiest place on Earth.

Walt Disney would be proud.

All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

 

Keep pursuing your dreams of topless roller coaster rides ladies.

 

Booblogger approves.

(OYO)

Mesmerizing Mammaries

Guys like boobs.
I mean, not every guy is a boob guy, but in general, they're pretty important on the scale of things guys look for in a woman.

Hey, Pesonality! I got that!
Wait, what?
(Note, always proof read if you can.)

Watch the video for 3:12 minutes of facts about breasts you didn't know before!
Or did you?
Creep.

(OYO)
Booblogger out.