Hey, Let Me Slap You In The Boobs, They'll Get Bigger

One of the only techniques I've really heard of for improving breast shape/size involves groping yourself to stimulate breast growth.

But beautician Khemmikka Na Songkhla in Bangkok has a different strategy.

She will, for a fee, slap you in the breasts, buttocks, or face, to tone your face and butt, and increase cup size. This is government approved, by the way.

Picture from funnyjunk.com

BUT!

She also says that she will refuse to help woman whose breasts are "too small to be enlarged".

If you click here, you can watch a video of the beautician in action, slapping a variety of Asian woman, sometimes in time to dance music.

Also, this is an "ancient art", but it hasn't been practiced much because "back then people didn't care about breast size." Fairly certain that is false.

Also, she is taking on students because she is currently the only one in the world with this knowledge, and she wants to pass this ancient art of slapping on to new generations, for a lot of money.

Picture frombangkokpost.com

But, I can tell you that I will slap you in the face/butt/breasts for much less then she will.

I haven't studied the ancient art of slapping for very long, but I have faith that I can catch on pretty fast.

Volunteers?

(oYo)

Booblogger

Ever Wanted to Watch Some Guy Grope 1,000 Girls?

Well, here is your chance.

The story behind this is pretty much hilarious.

You've all heard of Vladimir Putin, right? He's like the president of Russia and stuff.

Anyways, one loyal citizen named Sam Nickel decided the President hadn't touched enough young gorgeous breasts, being married and all.

So Sam decided it was his duty as a loyal citizen to touch 1,000 ladies breasts, and then shake Putin's hand.

As joe.ie put it, "Just so Putin could say he felt the hand of two thousand boobs."

That is a win, my friend.

And all the ladies agreed! 

The video is below, watch it and laugh.

(Also, at around 3:00, there is a spider man in the background)

That is loyalty at it's finest.

Also, best video I've ever watched.

I need someone to do this for me, so get on that!

(oYo)

Booblogger

Mesmerizing Mammaries

Guys like boobs.
I mean, not every guy is a boob guy, but in general, they're pretty important on the scale of things guys look for in a woman.

Hey, Pesonality! I got that!
Wait, what?
(Note, always proof read if you can.)

Watch the video for 3:12 minutes of facts about breasts you didn't know before!
Or did you?
Creep.

(OYO)
Booblogger out.

Words For Boobs

This is a super charming video, giving you some pretty creative words for your boobs, in case you find a situation where "breasts" just doesn't quite do the job.

"Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Those are 99 words for boobs"

 

Would anyone ever use these in real applications?

I mean, what?

 

(OYO)

Booblogger out.