Busting Out! The Musical

I love musicals. 

Seriously, take me a musical, and I become a four year old in terms of excitement.

Now, add in boobs.

Seriously, do it.

If you're uncomfortable with that, it's fine. Because some ladies have already done it.

Busting Out! is a new musical all about, you guessed it, boobs.

Picture from blogs.laweekly.com

This isn't a show with girls like Victoria Secret models, these are real woman, in a musical about boobs, and all the fun aspects of not perfect breasts. The musical features a bra fitter, boob manipulation tricks, a shadow puppet sequence and audience participation. (Not sure what kind of audience participation, but I want to find out.)

"It's not a sexual show," says Powell, a 43-year-old Australian actress. "Put it this way: I've been doing this show for five years and I still haven't gotten a date."

If you want to read more about the musicals start, click here. It has something to do with "The Sound Of One Tit Clapping".

Yeah, it's gold.

(oYo)

Booblogger

Britney and Lady Gaga, Gettin' it on at the VMA's!

So, a good bit of my posts has been on celebrities lately, and that's fine, and generally they've had something to do with their breasts.

Like, Lady Gaga, taking her bra off to promote the VMA's.

Britney's potential breast leveling surgery.

But this one doesn't have much to do with breasts, but a lot to do with both of the aforementioned ladies, one of which was dressed in drag at the time of the incident.

Raise your hand if you remember when Britney and Madonna made out.

Cause I know I do. And apparently, I'm not the only one. When Britney went on stage to receive the Michael Jackson Vanguard Award from Jo Calderone (Lady Gaga's male alter ego from You & I), Jo started putting the moves on Britney.

Yes folks, if you didn't see it with your own eyes, Britney is making out with other female celebrities again.

Picture from media.zenfs.com

Britney seems pretty surprised, and a little freaked out by the whole thing, and Jo just keeps creepin' on her. Oh, Hollywood. How I love you.

Anyhow, you can click here to see the video because I can't find it on youtube. It's worth watching.

(oYo)

Booblogger

Lady GaGa Takes It Off to Promote MTV VMA's 2011

I am in general a fan of Lady GaGa. If I have to hear Judas one more time, I may strangle a helpless DJ with his own headphone cords, but that's not the point.

And she is apparently a fan of taking off her bra while playing piano. You have to give her props for multitasking.

In a video promotion of MTV's 2011 VMA's, Lady GaGa performs a jazzy, burlesque version of You & I, and in the middle of it, takes off her bra.

And if there are three things I can be a fan of in this situtation, it's Lady GaGa, pianos, and being topless.
Also, fourth, multitasking.

Is there anything she can't do if a piano is involved? I've watched her play a piano with her shoes.

I've also watched her fall off the bench while playing the piano with her shoes, and keep singing.
The woman is a rockstar.

Thoughts on getting naked for music?

Off to go learn how to play piano with my boobs.
(oYo)
Booblogger out!

Words For Boobs

This is a super charming video, giving you some pretty creative words for your boobs, in case you find a situation where "breasts" just doesn't quite do the job.

"Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Those are 99 words for boobs"

 

Would anyone ever use these in real applications?

I mean, what?

 

(OYO)

Booblogger out.