Oh hey, what's up?
It's been a long ass time since I last updated, but I ain't even sorry.
A girl has to keep busy sometimes, I REGRET NOTHING.
Anyways, on to the updates in boobs news.
Remember the weird ass Chinese Boob Clamper?
Well, Wonderbra decided to make something quite similar in 2000 and is doing a limited rerelease, but it's just a bra with a drawstring basically. (Also, has anyone ever wondered if Wonderbra is short for "Wonder-where-your-boobs-went-when-you-took-off-your-bra"?)
It's called the variable cleavage bra, and it lets you control how much cleavage you want to have at any given time with a little pull on the string.
|Picture from Geekologie.com|
That bitch looks kind of crazy scary.
This isn't exactly a new concept, and Lily Of France has a bra very similar to this, but it has stupid little hooks in the front, and basically changing the setting on it makes your fingers feel like they're bleeding, it's probably the most awesome thing ever.
Except it's not. This seems much cleaner and easier to use, and probably hurts your fingers less. That's just a guess though.
Thoughts? Buy or not?
I just kind of manipulate mine until they look the way I want them to, so I don't know if I would buy a bra specifically for this.
Until next time!