Busting Out! The Musical

I love musicals. 

Seriously, take me a musical, and I become a four year old in terms of excitement.

Now, add in boobs.

Seriously, do it.

If you're uncomfortable with that, it's fine. Because some ladies have already done it.

Busting Out! is a new musical all about, you guessed it, boobs.

Picture from blogs.laweekly.com

This isn't a show with girls like Victoria Secret models, these are real woman, in a musical about boobs, and all the fun aspects of not perfect breasts. The musical features a bra fitter, boob manipulation tricks, a shadow puppet sequence and audience participation. (Not sure what kind of audience participation, but I want to find out.)

"It's not a sexual show," says Powell, a 43-year-old Australian actress. "Put it this way: I've been doing this show for five years and I still haven't gotten a date."

If you want to read more about the musicals start, click here. It has something to do with "The Sound Of One Tit Clapping".

Yeah, it's gold.

(oYo)

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Canadian Woman Protests Censorship with Nakedness

Michelle Spero thinks the human body is gorgeous.

And she thinks the Ottawa Sun, a paper in Canada, doesn't feel quite the same.

So she took a stand.

A stand that occured while she was topless, in the Ottawa Sun's parking lot, while waving several copies of that paper that promoted the censorship or woman's nipples.

Picture from torontosun.com

She also had a pull-out section from one of the copies where the woman's nipples had been censored, featuring a topless man, in his full nipply glory. 

She also sent the writer of a Sun column, who referred to breasts as "bazongas", an angry message, most likely about his choice of words.

Spero says, "I thought the Sun was about news, but this is incredibly offensive." 

She also made her stance on toplessness even more clear by stating, "My bathing suit this summer consisted of a bottom, but no top."

She is a certifiable topless badass.

(oYo)

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No Topless Sun Bathing in New Jersey

I do not like New Jersey.

I just don't.

People try to run me off the road there, they yell on the street corners, and Jersey Shore.

Need I say more?

I have one more offense to add to the list, and it is that a woman named Phoenix Feeley, whose real name is Jill Coccaro, was arrested, and charged because she refused to tan with her top on.

Feeley knew this was wrong, and appealed the charges, but was still found guilty.

Quote: "Judges argued there was no constitutional right for women to appear topless at a public beach, and that covering the female breast is important to safeguard 'the public's moral sensibilities.'" 

You know what New Jersey needs to cover to safeguard the public's moral sensibilities?

Picture from buzztab.com

Snooki.

How can you stop attractive young ladies not bare their breasts, and still let that run around?

How is that justice?

New Jersey ladies, go to New York and join a book club.

Don't let them oppress you!

NSFW: Boobpedia, My New Favorite Place

I love Wikipedia. It is a quality site, full of totally, unquestionably reliable information.
But you know what it  lacks?
High quality, in depth information on your favorite celebrities, models, and even adult film stars breasts.
And that, my friends, is where Boobpedia fills in the void.

Boobpedia.com

It is truly one of the most magical sites I have found in my history of internet use, and I am in love with it.
I spent over two hours perusing the site, and I can assure you, it is a worthwhile bookmark.

Thank you Boobpedia, for your magical, amazing knowledge, which I hope to not only learn from, but to add to.

Thank you.

(oYo)
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The Best Part of Waking Up, Coffee and a Striptease?



Picture from thesop.org


Some would say yes, undercover police officers say no.

Java Juggs is a little coffee hut in South Everett, Washington.
And if you're a paying customer, you may get a little more then coffee added to your morning routine. Because this little coffee stand also has a stripper pole inside it.

Police have been keeping an eye on the stand for a while because of customers complaining that the baristas were exposing themselves to them.
And during an undercover investigation, they found the allegations to be entirely true. One officer was asked if he was "a naughty boy" and when he said yes, he was told to wait in his car on the other side, and in a few minutes, was treated to a strip tease, accompanied by music.

Classy.

Now look, I have no problem with strippers, or stripper poles, or the what have you.
For goodness sake, there's a stripper pole in my apartment right now.
But ladies, try to at least keep it under wraps! Know your clientele!

Anyhow, the shop has been closed down, and the owner has been arrested for prostitution, and permitting prostitution, and six of her baristas have charges for lewd behavior.

Click here to read the article and watch the two totally worthwhile videos.
That certainly woke me up!

(oYo)
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National Go Topless Day 2011

Dear God, I love that this is a thing.
I would have been participating, but I had to work. And I have to say, the aren't super approving of toplessness there.

Early yesterday, hordes of people gathered on Venice Beach, and all over the nation, to protest the fact that woman are still not legally allowed to walk around topless. Which by the way, sucks face. Because bikini top tan lines suck ultimate ass.

Apparently, they're going to march topless in front of the White House on the 26th of this month, 2 days before my birthday, and I can't think of a better way to celebrate.

You can read more about the protest on Gotopless.org

Also, here's a bunch of videos of the topless protesters, some with pasties on, some dudes in bikini tops, and some words that are not good for virgin ears.

Enjoy the gratuitous breasts!

(oYo)
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