Snooki, She Wears Two Bras in Lieu of a Boob Job

I do not like Jersey Shore.

Or even New Jersey.

And I especially don't like Snooki.

Recently she shared her personal way around getting a boob job, while still getting the appearance of fake boobs.

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Wear two bras.

Brilliant Snooki. Thank you for imparting your wisdom upon us.

"I encourage women to wear two bras. It look like you have fake boobies if you're scared to get surgery or don't want to."

Also, are you supposed to wear two bras of the same size?

Your instructions are not detailed.

She did gain respect points by saying this as well, "Snooki's definitely not a role model - Snooki's just there to have fun in life - Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I'm very strong, independent and I'm loveable, I guess."

So my real question is, does Snooki wear two bras, or does Nicole?

Alter ego's are making my brain hurt.

Just go to Bangkok and let that lady slap you around.

I bet they could use the footage in the show and everything.

(oYo)

Booblogger

No Topless Sun Bathing in New Jersey

I do not like New Jersey.

I just don't.

People try to run me off the road there, they yell on the street corners, and Jersey Shore.

Need I say more?

I have one more offense to add to the list, and it is that a woman named Phoenix Feeley, whose real name is Jill Coccaro, was arrested, and charged because she refused to tan with her top on.

Feeley knew this was wrong, and appealed the charges, but was still found guilty.

Quote: "Judges argued there was no constitutional right for women to appear topless at a public beach, and that covering the female breast is important to safeguard 'the public's moral sensibilities.'" 

You know what New Jersey needs to cover to safeguard the public's moral sensibilities?

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Snooki.

How can you stop attractive young ladies not bare their breasts, and still let that run around?

How is that justice?

New Jersey ladies, go to New York and join a book club.

Don't let them oppress you!