Showing posts with label Hugh Hefner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hugh Hefner. Show all posts

Monday, October 3, 2011

Holly Madison, She's Got Boob Insurance

Holly Madison used to date Hugh Hefner, and she was on that show, "The Girls Next Door".
Also, she's insured her boobs.
Like, those are the top three things I will associate with her in my brain.

Recently, Holly decided since she isn't dating Hugh anymore, she needs to be financially safe in case her boobs explode, or she loses her position headlining for the Vegas act "Peepshow"

So she insured her breasts for a million dollars.

Picture from hollywoodpix.net

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets. I think it's kind of funny. I think they're getting the credit they deserve. They're my primary money makers right now." 

Awh, it's not your personality?

Sorry, that was mean. But, in my defense, her boobs are fake.
Just saying.

Also, what exactly is expected to happen to her boobs? Is it like the girl in London, who got shot in the boob? I guess that's one possibility.

She apparently went through Lloyds of London for the insurance policy, which is obviously the best Insurance company ever. I want to work there.
Also, kind of want to get mine insured too.
Thoughts?

(oYo)
Booblogger

Friday, September 9, 2011

Kendra Wilkinson, She Would Eat Breast Milk Ice Cream

Picture zeusbox.com
Not gonna lie, I don't really know who Kendra Wilkinson is.
And all Google can tell me is she wants to bite Beyonce's butt, she apparently used to date Hugh Hefner, and she's drank her own breast milk before.

Wait, what?
Yes folks, you read that right. Apparently when she went to her first party after giving birth to her son, she started to leak. This is rather normal for women who have recently had babies, but what is not normal is breastfeeding yourself.

"My first party after giving birth to Hank, I went to Eve nightclub in Vegas and my boobs started leaking. I couldn't do anything so I breastfed myself. And it tasted sweet, too!"

Maybe she should visit London and get some lovely breast milk ice cream.

Picture from realbollywood.com

I just can't help but find it a little weird.
I guess she's already had it once before in her life anyways, right?

(oYo)
Booblogger