FIRST PERSON WHO TELLS ME I SPELLED BAR WRONG, I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE HIP.
Specific threat, no?
Anyways, this is a real place in Texas, and the owners one hundred percent meant to spell it that way.
"We called it 'Sports Bra' on purpose," says Frank Negron, co-owner. "It is a breastaurant, if you want, like Hooters or Twin Peaks, but that's as far as it goes. The girls are dressed like little referees. But 'Blitz' doesn't have any connotation, and we didn't want parents coming in and saying, 'You should have told us' -- so we called it the Sports Bra & Grill."
|Picture from 1800-sports.com|
"See son, those are called boobs."
Anyhow, when the two partners went to get the permits for the place in Dallas County, everyone tried to inform them that they didn't know how to spell bar properly. And then, the two, being former cops, told them to shove it.
Not really, but that would have been awesome.
Negron is quoted as saying, "All the names are based on sporting events, like the choke chicken salad and Olympic onion rings, and the Madison Square Garden salad -- anything to make you remember the place."
In case the hot referee girls weren't enough to stick in your head.
I need to go here.
Who's taking me to Garland, Texas?