No Topless Sun Bathing in New Jersey

I do not like New Jersey.

I just don't.

People try to run me off the road there, they yell on the street corners, and Jersey Shore.

Need I say more?

I have one more offense to add to the list, and it is that a woman named Phoenix Feeley, whose real name is Jill Coccaro, was arrested, and charged because she refused to tan with her top on.

Feeley knew this was wrong, and appealed the charges, but was still found guilty.

Quote: "Judges argued there was no constitutional right for women to appear topless at a public beach, and that covering the female breast is important to safeguard 'the public's moral sensibilities.'" 

You know what New Jersey needs to cover to safeguard the public's moral sensibilities?

Picture from buzztab.com

Snooki.

How can you stop attractive young ladies not bare their breasts, and still let that run around?

How is that justice?

New Jersey ladies, go to New York and join a book club.

Don't let them oppress you!