Bad News Bears

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 And no, not the movie about the kids who play baseball or whatever.

The bad news is...

I think my boobs are shrinking.

JUST A LITTLE, DON'T FLIP OUT.

I've recently lost a good bit of weight, almost 18 pounds, and my band size is just hovering above a 36.

Now, I used to measure, spot on, a 38 band, and a 43 bust.

For those of you who don't know math, that is a five inch difference, making me a DD.

Now I measure more of a 36 band, 41 1/2 bust.

Technically, that makes me a 36 DDD/36 G, meaning my cup technically went up, but the point is, my bust measurement has gone down.

Don't panic, I only have about 21 more pounds to go.

So hopefully we won't see to much more loss, but I have to say, I wouldn't mind being a 36 D.

That's like, the perfect size in my mind.

I'll keep you all updated!

(oYo)

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Jessica Simpson to Postpone Wedding Because of Breasts?

So you all remember the post about Britney getting her boobs adjusted?
Apparently Jessica Simpson has decided she's tired of her boobs, and is potentially, according to In Touch,  going to have surgery, setting her wedding plans back.


Why, Jessica, why?
We're bosom buddies!

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"She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller, she's never loved having a huge chest. If some weight doesn't come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery. If she does postpone, breast reduction is first on her to-do list."
Uhm. Why? I mean, Jessica Simpson is gorgeous. And her boobs are part of that! But I guess I can get the smaller breasts, easier to fit into a dress thing. But can't she afford to get one done custom?


What I really wanna know is how her soon to be husband feels about the whole thing.

Oh, celebrity surgery. Nonsense.

Thoughts?
(oYo)
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Forgive Me Father

For I have sinned.

I became a certified bra fitter in August of last year.
I became an expert shortly after, because I happen to be really awesome at boob related things.
And I made myself this promise, as a professional, and expert, a connoisseur of breasts and bras, if you may:
I will never again buy a bra that does not fit simply because I like it.

We've all done it. Sometimes people call it motivational shopping, you buy a size smaller because you're going to lose weight, it'll fit eventually.
And sometimes it does! But generally? For your Ordinary Olivia? That's not the case.
It just sits in your closet, looking pretty, and untouched.

The day I became certified I went through my closet and put all those bras that didn't fit in a box, and gave them to my family, or friends, or yard sale boxes.

But last week I found myself, sitting in my room, packing for my San Diego trip and I realized:
I had bought not one, but two bras that didn't fit.
Two.
One was technically a bra style swim suit top, but that doesn't make me feel any better.

I have fallen prey to my old ways!
Alas, I am a fallen woman.

Any tips on how to avoid the pull of such items? The cute, the beautiful, but ill fitting?
May the bra Gods smite me where I stand.

(OYO)
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