Hitler, Now With More Breast Tissue

Here's what it would have looked like:

Picture from Whiterabbitcult.com

Just kidding, that's messed up. 

So, I like to use the internet to try and find you, my lovely readers, fancy new stories.

And today, I found a real knock out one.

Apparently, one strategy found among the many created by the Brits to bring Hitler down was to lace his food with, not poison, but estrogen.



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The plan was to “make him less aggressive and more like his docile younger sister Paula, who worked as a secretary.”


Apparently estrogen was an easy choice because it was tasteless, and relatively slow with bringing forth results, so it wouldn't be detected by the leader or his food testers.


I mean, this is a pretty inspired plan. I want to know what military member presented this as a plan. And, I want to know why it was never used.

If they had used the estrogen used in sex-reassignment therapy, " Hitler may have eventually noticed that he was growing breasts, that his nipples and areolae were enlarging, and his body-fat redistributing to be more feminine. In addition, his singular testicle would have likely started to shrivel (he only had one—look it up) and much of his body hair would have fallen out."




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Which would have been pretty interesting, considering Hitler didn't exactly love homosexuals, or the transgendered.

Someone build me a time machine. It's time to change history (And Hitler!)


Booblogger out.
(oYo)

The Change Up, Featuring CGI Boobs

So who's seen The Change Up? I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but you can bet your pants loving ass I will go see it, because hello. Olivia Wilde and Ryan Reynolds?
Uhm, yes. I will watch them get busy on the big screen.


Picture from gq.com

 But, it should be noted that if you go see the movie, watch for Olivia Wilde's CGI nipples.
Yup. You read that right. Apparently while they were filming the scenes, she wore pasties, which is totally normal. But they ended up showing up in a lot of the shots, and instead of reshooting, they just decided to digitally overwrote them with CGI versions.

The best part?

She got to choose which version of the nipple they put onscreen.

Apparently producers sent her email with seven different versions of the nipple attached, and asked her to choose which ones she'd prefer to have featured onscreen.

Quote, "Please review nipple cover shot one through seven and decide which one is most like the original."

Haha, can you just imagine? Trying to sift through a bunch of fake, computer created nipples, and trying to figure out which one looks most like yours?

 Also, someone had to create them.
I just have this mental image of some computer nerd, squinting at a bunch of nipple pictures, trying to replicate ones that he imagines are like her nipples.
God, I want his job.

Booblogger out.
(oYo)

Britney Spears, I Want Even Breasts!

It's fairly normal to have some changes in breast size, shape, and etc. after having a baby.
And apparently, stars like Britney Spears aren't immune to such natural changes, but they do have the money to take care of it with fancy surgeries.
Britney Spears father, who is now in charge of her finances, will apparently give her the over $16,000 for the surgery provided she meets with a psychologist to ensure that she is in the right state of mind.



Picture from Hogwild.net

My boobs look like what?

Apparently since the birth of her two children, Britney has noticed that her left boob hangs lower then her right.
A source close to Britney is quoted to have said, "It's been bothering her for a while, especially since she saw pictures of herself with no bra and felt it was fairly noticeable. She said she doesn't care what other people think so much but it's something she'd like to change. She said if she looks better on the outside then she feels better inside."

No word on when the surgery is planned to occur, or if Britney has passed the psychologists examination, but she's on the road towards the quest of perfectly even breasts.

Good luck Britney!

And leave Britney alone!
Also, I can't find any picture evidence of her lopsided breasts, but anyone who does, please share!

Om Nom Nom, Breast Milk Ice Cream

Ok, so I usually have posts about weird breast related things from Asian countries, occasionally from Germany.
But today I have one from London.

Breast milk ice cream.
A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving breast milk ice cream, made with pure breast milk, and is called Baby GaGa.
Seriously.

Here's a picture of woman supplying the restaurant with breast milk, London mother Victoria Hiley:


Picture from dailymail.co.uk

 Now here's a  shot of her with the ice cream:

Picture from metro.co.uk

Apparently, she milks on site, and the milk is then pasteurized, churned with vanilla pods and lemon zest.
I do have to approve of her approach to the situation, as she is quoted as saying, "What's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash?"
If you want to read more about it, click here.

You have to admire her innovation.
Thoughts?

(OYO)
Booblogger

Why I Personally Don't Trust The Ah Bra or Genie Bra

I've been seeing the commercials for these bras all over the place.
And I have to tell you that I have my doubts about how effective something like this can be.
As someone who is rather large busted, I have found that bras with underwire are the kind of bras that will give you the best kind of lift.
But these bras have no back hooks.
No underwire.
No adjustable straps.
The Genie bra goes by band size exclusively, the Ah bra goes by small-medium-large, which I find largely unspecific in both cases. And what if you have a long torso, and your breasts are a little further down and the straps don't fit quite right, because they're too short? What if you're a large band small cup? The cups will wrinkle!

I guess I understand the idea. It looks like a basic Santoni weave around the band area, with a lighter Santoni weave for the cups, which I could understand for a sports bra. The place where the two different strengths of weaves meet could work similarly to an underwire for a short amount of time, but every day? All day?

I just feel that can't work. And if it does, I feel like it won't work for very long.
I guess I can't knock it till I try it, but I don't feel particularly driven to go buy something I feel won't work.
Also, every ad where you really see the bra, it's usually worn by a smaller girl, and that would obviously work for someone that size.

Any insight on this?
Any readers who own one of these "magic" bras?
EDUCATE ME.

Booblogger
(OYO)

1000 Ways To Die: Zapped Rack

Also known as Cardiac-A-Breast, this segment shows a young lady on her way to party, hoping to ensnare a man. Her trap?
A metal lined bra.
And I don't mean a bra with an underwire. I mean a bra that appears to have metal reinforcement throughout the whole thing, kind of like boning in a corset.
Now, metal bras aren't that uncommon. They're really more of a cosplay, or reneissance fair sort of garment though.


Picture from cn1.kaboodle.com

Anyways, stop staring at her boobs, I'm trying to tell you a story.
So she gets to this party, and her bra is helping to make her the center of attention.
And then it starts to rain.
And she jumps at the opportunity to show herself off a little more, and starts to dance in the rain.



Picture from utrashed.com

 Well, I'm guessing Zeus didn't approve, because suddenly, from the sky, came a bolt of lightning.
Striking her in the bra.

As you might imagine, she was not in super great shape after that. The strike killed her instantly, and pretty much put an end to any date she may have had that night.

Moral of the story? If you're gonna dance in the rain, take your bra off first.

Booblogger out.
(OYO)

I'm Back! Again!

Ok, not gonna lie, I've been back for a little while. But I've had a lot of stuff to unpack, so get off my back. I got to go to Canada and hang out with my busty international friends, and pick up some super awesome boob shot glasses and a T-shirt printed with a bunch of naked chicks knockers.
Pictures later, when I find my camera cord.
I also got to wander around in New York for a while, and you know what they say about New York girls.
Actually, I don't know if they say anything about them, but if they did, it would involve their impressive breasts and generally rude attitude.
Just kidding they were all pretty chill.
Anyhow, I'm drafting another post right now, and I think you will all enjoy it, especially if you liked my post about Boobicide.
Much love!

Booblogger
(OYO)