And no, this doesn't mean you should set up a groping booth, and welcome in the weirdos.
But, those wacky Asians have ANOTHER great invention to solve your problem of small boobs!
Shake shake shake, shake your... boobies?
Because, I don't know about you, but I've always wanted a combination vibrator/bra.
The more I find of Chinese boob altering products, the more I love them.
(I love Asians!)