If You Got 'Em, Shake 'Em

So, one of the ideas behind getting your boobs to grow is to stimulate the nerves.
And no, this doesn't mean you should set up a groping booth, and welcome in the weirdos.


But, those wacky Asians have ANOTHER great invention to solve your problem of small boobs!

Shake shake shake, shake your... boobies?
Because, I don't know about you, but I've always wanted a combination vibrator/bra.
Innovation!
The more I find of Chinese boob altering products, the more I love them.

我喜欢亚洲人!

(I love Asians!)

(OYO)

Booblogger out.

And The Lies Continue, Chinese Boob Clamper

Apparently the Chinese are tired of their tiny tiny boobies.

So, as the magical, resourceful people they are, they've come up with a corset that gives you AMAZING cleavage.

Picture demonstration

Video demonstration.



What is this I don't even

I don't even have words.

Thoughts?

Booblogger is amazed.
(OYO)