Bra Trick Makes a School Official Resign

Russell FitzGerald is the Chairman of the School Board in Massachusetts for 11 years. That changed quickly after he tried to practice his amateur magic on a fellow board member.

More specifically, a magic trick that made it appear as if he had removed her bra. 

Now, this might not have been a super big deal, these people have known each other for a while, and that's a pretty cool trick.

But this particular meeting was televised.

And instead of laughing, or applause, everyone was just really quiet.

 Picture from tauntongazette.com

 

 

 

Mr. FitzGerald, who is pictured above, with his cute cat, has said in interviews that the reaction from the trick was a factor in his resignation, and I think that's kind of sad.

People need to be educated about bra removal, so they don't break fingers.

We should applaud this man! He's got it figured out!

A man who can actually remove a bra. That's real magic.

(oYo)

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NSFW: Boobpedia, My New Favorite Place

I love Wikipedia. It is a quality site, full of totally, unquestionably reliable information.
But you know what it  lacks?
High quality, in depth information on your favorite celebrities, models, and even adult film stars breasts.
And that, my friends, is where Boobpedia fills in the void.

Boobpedia.com

It is truly one of the most magical sites I have found in my history of internet use, and I am in love with it.
I spent over two hours perusing the site, and I can assure you, it is a worthwhile bookmark.

Thank you Boobpedia, for your magical, amazing knowledge, which I hope to not only learn from, but to add to.

Thank you.

(oYo)
Booblogger

The Frontless Bra

 I love v neck shirts. They're like clothing makers gift to women with breasts, and gift to men who love looking at them.
But I hate the ones that are really deep, like down to my belly button.
Like, hi. I have breasts.
And they, uh, don't really cooperate with being unrestrained very well.
But Ultimo has a solution for my problem.
Ultimo, the same people who gave us the lovely video of chicks in bras on a rollercoaster, has what they call a frontless bra. It's basically like a demi bra tilted to make more of a v, and less of an m, and looks like it comes with a clear, or at least jazzy looking fastener between the lady lumps.

Picture from Ultimo.co.uk

This bra goes all the way to a G cup.

And is awesome. Just so you know.

Now you can properly run around in a crazy deep v neck blouse, showing of your lady bits without worry for their escape!

Sorry, this is just so awesome. As far as I can tell, Ultimo is the one manufacturer with a bra like this, so if you want one, click here and check them out. If not, the zoom they have on the website is worth checking out, just because it is truly quality.
Now to buy on of those stupid "v points to vagina" shirts without fear!

(OYO)
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Boob Mousepad, The Perfect Wrist Support

After the post about the usb boob warmers, I had to post about another computer related boob accessory.

Picture from geekologie.com

These are magical mouspads, with the best kind of wrist supporters. That's right, large, fake, anime breasts.
Why is that Japan is so good at coming up with these crazy awesome things?
They're an island of wonderful people.
I hope these are a required part of your office supplies there.
SO. AWESOME.

(OYO)
Booblogger.

Now, I've Heard of Bullet Proof Vests, But This...

So apparently in August, 2008, the German Police force debuted their new bulletproof bra for policewomen.
They look like a standard sports bra, except for their bullet deterring properties, and the fact that the word "police" is printed all along the bottom band.
Which I think is pretttttttyyyyyy weird. You don't rush up to a criminal and throw your shirt up to identify yourself as a police officer. Or do you?

Why they can't just have bulletproof vests is beyond me, but what really gets me is that in the article, Carmen Kibatan who is an adviser on equal opportunities for the Hamburg-based Bundespolizei (Germany's federal police force) says "I always thought normal bras posed a safety risk and I wanted to change that."
My question is, what exactly has her bra ever done to her?

It's said in the article that the wire and plastic parts of the bra can pose a risk when hit with a bullet.
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Guess what else poses a risk?

A BULLET.
Just saying.

But these are now an issued part of the police uniform female police officers receive, and they have their choice of styles (which are limited), and also, are optional.

Ruediger Carstens says, "This was pioneering work. The safety of our officers is paramount."
Well, hats (or bras) off to safety!

I have a response to this which I will post later, and it'll blow your mind. So stay tuned!

Booblogger out
(OYO)

And The Lies Continue, Chinese Boob Clamper

Apparently the Chinese are tired of their tiny tiny boobies.

So, as the magical, resourceful people they are, they've come up with a corset that gives you AMAZING cleavage.

Picture demonstration

Video demonstration.



What is this I don't even

I don't even have words.

Thoughts?

Booblogger is amazed.
(OYO)