Very Clever, "Yay CleaVage" Shirt

I have a twin.

Not like one that my mother gave birth to, but more of a doppelganger.

She ended up taking my position at my old store, and today, she shared this marvelous shirt with me.

Picture from raygunsite.com

Note, how the V in cleavage is cleverly replaced with the V in the shirt.

Not gonna lie, I did not notice that the first time I looked at it.

If the V went lower, it might make more sense, cause then the actual cleavage could form the V. You might need a frontless bra for that sort of shirt though.

If you want to buy one for me, (Spoiler, you do) you can click here to get this awesome shirt for $19.00.

(oYo)

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Food and Boobs, I'm Inspired by You

I had my first day off in quite a while, even though I had to go to school, so I took a little inspiration from yesterday post about Food and Boobs, and went on a Foob adventure of my own.

Crispy honey chipotle chicken crispers, loaded mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and strawberry lemonade.

Chicken quesadilla with guacamole, salsa, and sour cream.

As you may have noticed, the second pair of boobs are not mine. That's my very good friend.

Later, we went to get some ice cream.

Strawberry ice cream with fresh strawberries, graham cracker pieces, and whipped cream in a chocolate dipped bowl.

Something in the form of a milk shake, cause I was distracted when she ordered it.

This was fun! I should do this for all my meals from now on.

(oYo)

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Hey, Let Me Slap You In The Boobs, They'll Get Bigger

One of the only techniques I've really heard of for improving breast shape/size involves groping yourself to stimulate breast growth.

But beautician Khemmikka Na Songkhla in Bangkok has a different strategy.

She will, for a fee, slap you in the breasts, buttocks, or face, to tone your face and butt, and increase cup size. This is government approved, by the way.

Picture from funnyjunk.com

BUT!

She also says that she will refuse to help woman whose breasts are "too small to be enlarged".

If you click here, you can watch a video of the beautician in action, slapping a variety of Asian woman, sometimes in time to dance music.

Also, this is an "ancient art", but it hasn't been practiced much because "back then people didn't care about breast size." Fairly certain that is false.

Also, she is taking on students because she is currently the only one in the world with this knowledge, and she wants to pass this ancient art of slapping on to new generations, for a lot of money.

Picture frombangkokpost.com

But, I can tell you that I will slap you in the face/butt/breasts for much less then she will.

I haven't studied the ancient art of slapping for very long, but I have faith that I can catch on pretty fast.

Volunteers?

(oYo)

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Canadian Woman Protests Censorship with Nakedness

Michelle Spero thinks the human body is gorgeous.

And she thinks the Ottawa Sun, a paper in Canada, doesn't feel quite the same.

So she took a stand.

A stand that occured while she was topless, in the Ottawa Sun's parking lot, while waving several copies of that paper that promoted the censorship or woman's nipples.

Picture from torontosun.com

She also had a pull-out section from one of the copies where the woman's nipples had been censored, featuring a topless man, in his full nipply glory. 

She also sent the writer of a Sun column, who referred to breasts as "bazongas", an angry message, most likely about his choice of words.

Spero says, "I thought the Sun was about news, but this is incredibly offensive." 

She also made her stance on toplessness even more clear by stating, "My bathing suit this summer consisted of a bottom, but no top."

She is a certifiable topless badass.

(oYo)

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Temperature Equalizing Bras, Now Your Boobs Can Be All One Temperature

Remember how I posted about the nifty boob coolers?

The ones you just pop right on into your bra for instant temperature relief?

Well, the brand Amoena Mia, has another solution.

Picture from amoenamia.com

They recently debuted their Comfort+ technology, which is basically a fabric called Outlast®, which is "densely saturated with micro capsules that regulate and balance fluctuations in body temperature."

 I think that's pretty awesome, especially with Winter on the fast track towards us. I hate when my boobs get cold, so I may have to actually get one of these to keep them warm. Or just regulated, I guess.

You can read more about the technology here.

Go forth and be regular.

(oYo)

Boologger

The Boobs of Kahn, Star Trek Gone Sexy

Picture from timeoutchicago.com

Star Trek is awesome.

Like, one of the better things I've seen.

And this just adds boobs into Star Trek, and makes them more naked.

This is a Star Trek burlesque show.

If you're in Chicago, this showed at the Gorilla Tango Theater on the 9th.

If you missed it, I'm sorry. But you should go and demand they do it again.

Everyday.

For forever.

Anyone with video, please send me a copy.

I need to see this.

(oYo)

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Book Clubs, Now With More Toplessness

Picture from worstprofessorever.com

Sorry, Tina Fey is just super hot.

Anyhow, a group of women from New York have started a public, topless, reading club.

The Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society has range of members, with girls as young as 19, and as old as 42.

Alethea Andrews, spokesperson for the topless readers explained: "Guys lie around topless in the park all the time, while the girls around them are sweating in bras and shirts. That's just silly when the law says we can go topless the same as they can. The group's overall aim is for girls who want to take advantage of the legality of being topless in New York to be able to, while reading books."

She also went on to explain the general consensus from the public has been positive.

Uhm, duh?

"We thought we might have been told off, but it hasn't happened once, and the general reaction from the public has been positive. There have been a few nasty comments, but in person it's all been thumbs-ups and big smiles."

I would totally thumbs up a bunch of topless lady readers and/or join them.

Education and boobs.
What more could you need?

READING IS SEXY

(oYo)

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The Tres Secret Inflatable Bra

No joke, I always thought something like this would be a good idea.

You want to be a C cup one day, a D the next, and DD after that?

Apparently women in the 50's had the same idea and used the Tres Secret inflatable bra to boost their assets.

Picture from thehollywoodheels.com

Now, my question is, why don't we have something like that now?

I mean, how hard can it be? They did it in the 50's, we can do it now!

Well, fashion is cyclical, so maybe it'll come back around?

But until then, we can only dream of inflatable bras.

(oYo)

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Jessica Simpson Denies Reduction Rumor!

Remember the post about how Jessica Simpson might be getting a reduction before getting married?

Yeah, I do too. It was some of the saddest news I had heard all day. 

But no fear!

The star has recently set everyone straight via Twitter.

"Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction... not to worry... I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren't going anywhere!"

Picture from tvrage.com

That has made my life so much better today.

Jessica, you can find a dress to get married in, and still keep your boobs. You're setting an example for busty girls everywhere.

Live long, and prosper.

(oYo)

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NSFW: Boobpedia, My New Favorite Place

I love Wikipedia. It is a quality site, full of totally, unquestionably reliable information.
But you know what it  lacks?
High quality, in depth information on your favorite celebrities, models, and even adult film stars breasts.
And that, my friends, is where Boobpedia fills in the void.

Boobpedia.com

It is truly one of the most magical sites I have found in my history of internet use, and I am in love with it.
I spent over two hours perusing the site, and I can assure you, it is a worthwhile bookmark.

Thank you Boobpedia, for your magical, amazing knowledge, which I hope to not only learn from, but to add to.

Thank you.

(oYo)
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My 100th Post!

I’m too lazy to think of something awesome to write about for my 100^th post, so here’s a list of my top ten favorite posts for your reading pleasure:

1. Hitler, Now With More Breast Tissue

This one is probably my number one post, if anything just because I love history and breasts, and I can’t even imagine how awesome that would have been. Just saying.

2. 1000 Ways to Die: Boobicide, Death by Breasts

This is literally my most view post, and that’s because it is funny and sad, and has to do with breasts. What more could you ask for?

3. The Wine Rack, It Holds More Then Alcohol

I love this product, and I want it. Because who doesn’t want a sports bra that provides a push up. With ALCOHOL.

4. Reviews of the Miley… Well, You Know

Hahahahaha, I still laugh when I read these. Such quality product reviews. Makes me want to buy one for myself.

5. Boobs Crushing Cans?

I like this one if anything just for the video. The sound effects are truly fabulous.

6. If You Got ‘Em, Shake ‘Em

Those wacky Asians. Another truly, shakingly fabulous product.

  

7. And the Lies Continue, The Chinese Breast Clamper

The video on this is actually solid gold. The commercial sounds more like a promotion for children's snacks, and that makes it even better.

8. Disneyland: Now it’s REALLY the Happiest Place on Earth

I wrote this one after my trip to Disneyland, and now I wish I had thought to flash the camera. My dad would have been proud.

9. 1000 Ways to Die: Zapped Rack

I love all of my 1000 Ways to Die posts, and this one just makes me worried about the future. What if metal bras become a thing? We’re all doomed.

10. NSFW: Most Bras Taken Off and Put On In One Minute

Uhm, duh?

Read them. Love them. And read on!

Thanks for all the support guys!

(oYo)

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It's My Birthday!

Hey, guess what? It's my birthday.

Just saying.

Picture from Heshefun.com

So, as a present to myself, I may not post for a couple days. And if I do, they'll be about whatever I want.
Suck it.
Just kidding, I love all of you.

Picture from wiedersweets.wordpress.com

Now, I'm going to find someone to put on a frosting lingerie set, and party hardy.



Picture from abakersremix.blogspot.com

Have an awesome day!

(oYo)
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Blitz Sports Bra and Grill

IT'S NOT A TYPO.
FIRST PERSON WHO TELLS ME I SPELLED BAR WRONG, I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE HIP.

Specific threat, no?

Anyways, this is a real place in Texas, and the owners one hundred percent meant to spell it that way.
"We called it 'Sports Bra' on purpose," says Frank Negron, co-owner. "It is a breastaurant, if you want, like Hooters or Twin Peaks, but that's as far as it goes. The girls are dressed like little referees. But 'Blitz' doesn't have any connotation, and we didn't want parents coming in and saying, 'You should have told us' -- so we called it the Sports Bra & Grill."




Picture from 1800-sports.com

Well, parents really can't argue with that, they literally spelled it out for you! Also, who takes their kid to a bar, or bra in this case, and grill, and doesn't expect to see skimpily dressed ladies? It's a learning experience.
"See son, those are called boobs."
Parenting win.

Anyhow, when the two partners went to get the permits for the place in Dallas County, everyone tried to inform them that they didn't know how to spell bar properly. And then, the two, being former cops, told them to shove it.

Not really, but that would have been awesome.

Negron is quoted as saying, "All the names are based on sporting events, like the choke chicken salad and Olympic onion rings, and the Madison Square Garden salad -- anything to make you remember the place."
In case the hot referee girls weren't enough to stick in your head.

I need to go here.
Who's taking me to Garland, Texas?

(oYo)
Booblogger

Barbells For Boobs, Crossfit Fights Cancer



Picture from bigmike-smokeout.blogspot.com


So who of my lovely readers has heard of Crossfit?

For those of you who haven't, you can easily define it as a super intensive, mildly insane workout.

Anyways, a Tuscon gym hosted the Barbells for boobs fundraiser, to raise money for women in southern Arizona who can't afford to get a mammogram.

""There's a lot of women out there who can't afford a mammogram; maybe their doctor is saying you don't need to get one. It's every woman's choice. Nobody should have to live with the anxiety of 'oh gosh is that something'," breast cancer survivor Molly Davis said."



"Around 100 people will be doing what's called a "Helen Meets Grace" workout.  That's a 400-yard run around the gym, dozens of kettle bell swings, pull ups, and as many clean an jerks as they can manage."

Uhm, no thank you, I will just give you some money instead. Also, what is a clean an jerk? Shouldn't it be a jerk an clean? (HAHAHA, I crack myself up.)





Last year, in crossfit gyms across the country, they raised over $300,000 during the Barbells for Boobs fundraiser. If they used the girl up top as a spokesperson, I bet they would make a lot more. Just saying.

Off to go hit the weights!

(oYo)

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National Go Topless Day 2011

Dear God, I love that this is a thing.
I would have been participating, but I had to work. And I have to say, the aren't super approving of toplessness there.

Early yesterday, hordes of people gathered on Venice Beach, and all over the nation, to protest the fact that woman are still not legally allowed to walk around topless. Which by the way, sucks face. Because bikini top tan lines suck ultimate ass.

Apparently, they're going to march topless in front of the White House on the 26th of this month, 2 days before my birthday, and I can't think of a better way to celebrate.

You can read more about the protest on Gotopless.org

Also, here's a bunch of videos of the topless protesters, some with pasties on, some dudes in bikini tops, and some words that are not good for virgin ears.

Enjoy the gratuitous breasts!

(oYo)
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Lady GaGa Takes It Off to Promote MTV VMA's 2011

I am in general a fan of Lady GaGa. If I have to hear Judas one more time, I may strangle a helpless DJ with his own headphone cords, but that's not the point.

And she is apparently a fan of taking off her bra while playing piano. You have to give her props for multitasking.

In a video promotion of MTV's 2011 VMA's, Lady GaGa performs a jazzy, burlesque version of You & I, and in the middle of it, takes off her bra.

And if there are three things I can be a fan of in this situtation, it's Lady GaGa, pianos, and being topless.
Also, fourth, multitasking.

Is there anything she can't do if a piano is involved? I've watched her play a piano with her shoes.

I've also watched her fall off the bench while playing the piano with her shoes, and keep singing.
The woman is a rockstar.

Thoughts on getting naked for music?

Off to go learn how to play piano with my boobs.
(oYo)
Booblogger out!

The Wine Rack, It Holds More Then Alcohol

You know those people who like to run on the mountains?
With the backpacks with tubes so they can drink from their water while they run, cause they're hardcore?
Well now they have one specifically for women. It's a sports bra that you can literally fill with alcohol.
Up to 25 ounces of alcohol.
Plus, it makes your boobs look bigger.
This magical product is called, if you will, "The Wine Rack".
BEST. PRODUCT. NAME. EVER. (Also, best product ever.)
And if you go to the bars, trying to seduce a man, you just pump your bra full of his favorite beverage, and let him drink from your bounty, so that he will become so intoxicated that he won't notice that your breasts are slowly deflating...
Plus, you can bring alcohol into all those places you aren't supposed to, like bars, church, your nephews birthday party...
This may be one of the best things I've ever seen in my whole life.
Thank you baby Jesus for inspiring someone to come up with this fabulous product, which I will soon purchase, and then go drunken running with.
Watch out y'all, now I really might knock someone out with my breasts, and that someone may be me, because I will be intoxicated.
Or you, because you will be in my way.


(OYO)
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Disneyland: Now It's REALLY The Happiest Place on Earth

Pretty much everyone who's ever been on a roller coaster has a picture of them making a stupid face on the roller coaster because they didn't know the camera was about to flash, or they were just in general, terrified.

But do you have you a picture like this?

Picture from geekologie.

Also, that man is a badass.

Visit his site immediately.

Yeah, you probably don't, because Disneyland has always kept employees in the photo room to screen, and delete, any photos involving your funbags making an appearance on somebody else's picture of their kid on their first ever roller coaster.

You ruin family memories.

But not anymore! Due to budgetary reasons (read, to attract more adults), Disneyland has moved those employees to other parts of the park, leaving no one to regulate the photos.

Meaning, if you're looking for photos of topless chicks, and a good time, go to Disneyland.

Now it's really the happiest place on Earth.

Walt Disney would be proud.

All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

 

Keep pursuing your dreams of topless roller coaster rides ladies.

 

Booblogger approves.

(OYO)

Bra Unhooking... The Contest?

Question, how fast could you unclasp the bras of 8 women?
Current record? 21 seconds.

How do I know this? I promise I'm not chasing women down and unclasping their bras with a timer in my other hand, but a few Asian men may be.

May 8th of last year, the Guangzhou mall in China hosted a contest to see how fast the bras of 8 masked women could be unclasped. The winner was a female, of course, as men seem to be completely confounded by the workings of bra.

Here is one particular Asian man trying his hand at it, and looking quite... Well, I have no words for that facial expression.

The winner left with a gift certificate for 1000 yuan, which is about $146 bucks. Not bad, because even if you lose, you win.

Also, hopefully the guys can learn a little bit more about the magical bra, and how to remove it.

Nutty Asians and there love of boobs. I mean, who remembers the chinese boob clamp? Maybe that's why I'm so obsessed with breasts, what with being a quarter Asian.

Would you compete? Thoughts?

Booblogger out!
(OYO)