Hotel Covered in Bras to Support Breast Cancer Research

I like Ben Folds on Facebook, and they recently participated in this thing called Cellphone snap of the day, where someone basically jacks an artists cellphone, and post the coolest picture on it.

And Ben Folds picture was of a bunch of bras hanging off a hotel. 

Picture from blog.omusicawards.com

That's pretty much awesome.

Ben is quoted to have said, "That was a hotel somewhere that was promoting a charity for breast cancer. Everyone in town had donated bras and the patchwork covered two faces of the hotel!”

I wonder how tall it was, because even a short hotel covered in bras? Even just two sides? That's a lot of bras.

Now I want to go cover my apartment building with bras.

BRB, stealing bras from girls on campus.

(oYo) 

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Busting Out! The Musical

I love musicals. 

Seriously, take me a musical, and I become a four year old in terms of excitement.

Now, add in boobs.

Seriously, do it.

If you're uncomfortable with that, it's fine. Because some ladies have already done it.

Busting Out! is a new musical all about, you guessed it, boobs.

Picture from blogs.laweekly.com

This isn't a show with girls like Victoria Secret models, these are real woman, in a musical about boobs, and all the fun aspects of not perfect breasts. The musical features a bra fitter, boob manipulation tricks, a shadow puppet sequence and audience participation. (Not sure what kind of audience participation, but I want to find out.)

"It's not a sexual show," says Powell, a 43-year-old Australian actress. "Put it this way: I've been doing this show for five years and I still haven't gotten a date."

If you want to read more about the musicals start, click here. It has something to do with "The Sound Of One Tit Clapping".

Yeah, it's gold.

(oYo)

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The Factors Of The Perfect Breasts

Patrick Mallucci is a plastic surgeon, who has spent three months analyzing breasts to try and discover the key features that make them "perfect". (I want his job. Right now.)

From his three month study, he discover four key features:

"First, the part of the boob lying below the nipple was ten per cent fuller than that above it.

Next, the nipples themselves were angled upwards at 20 degrees.

 

Finally the skin sloped flatly or inward above the nipple, and curved outwards below it." 

^That bit? Copied and pasted. I think the last one is supposed to be two features in one line, but I can't be sure.

"The nipple meridian — a horizontal line drawn at the level of the nipple — lay at a point such that the proportion of the breast above it was 45 per cent and below 55 per cent. The more breasts deviate from these measures the less attractive they are regardless of size." 

Well, that seems a little shallow, sir.

His finding have been published in the International Journal of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgery, and I wonder if it's the same journal that published the story about the guy who broke his finger unhooking a bra. Well, trying to anyways.

I don't know if there's any formula for perfect breasts, and I have to say, I can't read that doctory mumbo jumbo up there, but I'm pretty sure they don't fit those requirements.

And I think they're perfect anyways!

Is there a formula for "perfect" breasts? Thoughts?

If you want to look at one of the girls with perfect breasts, click here. They have a copyright on the photo, and that shit is legal.

(oYo)

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A Perfect Honor

So, does everyone remember my posts on the tumblr boobs and food? And then my post that followed it about how I went on my own photo adventure in the same theme?

Of course you do, how could you possibly forget?

The fabulous people of food and boobs had me on their tumblr today!

Picture from boobsandfood.tumblr.com

I am so happy, I think I could die.

I'm so honored to be part of this fabulous tumblr, and I hope you all take a few minutes to run through their fabulous pictures, and maybe take a few of your own!

(oYo)

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Holly Madison, She's Got Boob Insurance

Holly Madison used to date Hugh Hefner, and she was on that show, "The Girls Next Door".

Also, she's insured her boobs.

Like, those are the top three things I will associate with her in my brain.

Recently, Holly decided since she isn't dating Hugh anymore, she needs to be financially safe in case her boobs explode, or she loses her position headlining for the Vegas act "Peepshow"

So she insured her breasts for a million dollars.

Picture from hollywoodpix.net

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets. I think it's kind of funny. I think they're getting the credit they deserve. They're my primary money makers right now." 

Awh, it's not your personality?

Sorry, that was mean. But, in my defense, her boobs are fake.

Just saying.

Also, what exactly is expected to happen to her boobs? Is it like the girl in London, who got shot in the boob? I guess that's one possibility.

She apparently went through Lloyds of London for the insurance policy, which is obviously the best Insurance company ever. I want to work there.

Also, kind of want to get mine insured too.

Thoughts?

(oYo)

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Lollipop Chainsaw, Boobs Versus Zombies

I don't do many posts on games, but this is going to have be an exception.

For those of you who know me in real life, I love zombies.

I am totally prepared for the Apocalypse, and I have already stocked up on tactical bacon.

And this game combines zombies as well as boobs.

More specifically, cheerleader boobs.

Juliet Starling is a cheerleader who basically uses her awesome cheerleading moves to kick some serious zombie ass.

Picture from youtube.com

It's basically one of the best games ever. Gratuitous boob and butt shots, plus zombies getting their asses kicked. Not to mention, Juliet has got a mouth of her. Video is NSFW.

It may not be suitable for work, but it certainly is awesome.

(oYo)

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NSFW: Boobpedia, My New Favorite Place

I love Wikipedia. It is a quality site, full of totally, unquestionably reliable information.
But you know what it  lacks?
High quality, in depth information on your favorite celebrities, models, and even adult film stars breasts.
And that, my friends, is where Boobpedia fills in the void.

Boobpedia.com

It is truly one of the most magical sites I have found in my history of internet use, and I am in love with it.
I spent over two hours perusing the site, and I can assure you, it is a worthwhile bookmark.

Thank you Boobpedia, for your magical, amazing knowledge, which I hope to not only learn from, but to add to.

Thank you.

(oYo)
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The Goddess of Breasts

Today I decided it was important to know if the Greek's had a god of breasts, or boobs.
So, logically, and in a fashion sure to be 100% accurate, I googled it.

Two are clearly coming up thus far in my search, those being Hera and Aphrodite.
Hera makes sense, because she was all like, hey, fertility and babies that I'll end up hating because my husband can't keep his hands to himself!
And Aphrodite is all beautiful and seducing the men and crap, with them boobs of hers, even though she chose to marry the guy who smelled like iron and limped everywhere, but hey. Her choice.

But the one that surprised me was Artemis (Diana).
Apparently, she has like, 20 boobs. Look.
She makes a little bit of sense because she's supposed to be the nourishing, loving one, but she's also like, a virgin, and naive, so does she even know what her booooooooooobs do?

Though, if you google God of breasts, this pops up, and it looks like of reliable, except for it's hosted on Wikipedia. And we all know about Wikipedia.

If you had to choose a god/goddess of breasts, who would it be?
My vote is on Salma Hayek.
I mean, hello.

Booblogger approves.
(OYO)