Sunday, November 13, 2011

Nudity Doesn't Pay

Ok, so who noticed I was gone for a while?

What?!
Come on, show some respect.
At least lie.

Rude.

Anyhow, anyone who really loves me may have noticed my ads are gone too.
I was participating in a program called adsense, where I let third parties promote their shit on my page in exchange for the occasional like twelve cents.

And it got shut down for me because of the nudity on my blog.
Specifically from my Easter post.
The nudity isn't even shown unless you click the link!

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Anyhow, I kind of went on a break from rage, and I'm gonna try and get back on blogging, without ads.
SO ENJOY THE NUDITY.
CAUSE NOW I'M EVEN MORE OF A BROKE ASS HO.

So, the end.

(oYo)
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Friday, October 28, 2011

Youtube Has a Manboob Controversy

Remember my post about the buy who murdered his neighbor over his manboobs?

Pretty crazy stuff.

Anyhow, Youtube employees are in the middle of an incredibly long debate, trying to figure out if manboobs (also known asgynecomastia) should be age restricted on Youtube. Apparently this is a pretty popular video category.
Picture from marvelousmanboobs.com. Yup, that's a real website.
Basically, they don't allow full nudity, but partial and non sexual nudity is allowed, and no one can quite seem to decide where the line falls for man boobs.

Victoria Grand, the Youtube director for global communications and policy has said that, "Literally, these are the things that we debate ferociously to the point that we don't sleep at night."

Seriously? You argue about manboobs until you can't sleep?
I can't sleep just thinking about them, let alone argue.

Apparently the videos of manboobs will have to be evaluated on a case by case basis, and I don't envy whoever has that job.

Bet they wished they worked at Disneyland instead.

You can read more about the debate by clicking here.
Opinions?
Should manboobs be restricted content?

(oYo)
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Snooki, She Wears Two Bras in Lieu of a Boob Job

I do not like Jersey Shore.
Or even New Jersey.

And I especially don't like Snooki.

Recently she shared her personal way around getting a boob job, while still getting the appearance of fake boobs.

Picture from ll-media.tmz.com
Wear two bras.

Brilliant Snooki. Thank you for imparting your wisdom upon us.

"I encourage women to wear two bras. It look like you have fake boobies if you're scared to get surgery or don't want to."

Also, are you supposed to wear two bras of the same size?
Your instructions are not detailed.

She did gain respect points by saying this as well, "Snooki's definitely not a role model - Snooki's just there to have fun in life - Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I'm very strong, independent and I'm loveable, I guess."

So my real question is, does Snooki wear two bras, or does Nicole?
Alter ego's are making my brain hurt.

Just go to Bangkok and let that lady slap you around.
I bet they could use the footage in the show and everything.

(oYo)
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Hotel Covered in Bras to Support Breast Cancer Research

I like Ben Folds on Facebook, and they recently participated in this thing called Cellphone snap of the day, where someone basically jacks an artists cellphone, and post the coolest picture on it.

And Ben Folds picture was of a bunch of bras hanging off a hotel. 



Picture from blog.omusicawards.com
That's pretty much awesome.

Ben is quoted to have said, "That was a hotel somewhere that was promoting a charity for breast cancer. Everyone in town had donated bras and the patchwork covered two faces of the hotel!”

I wonder how tall it was, because even a short hotel covered in bras? Even just two sides? That's a lot of bras.
Now I want to go cover my apartment building with bras.

BRB, stealing bras from girls on campus.

(oYo) 
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Monday, October 17, 2011

I (Heart) Boobies Bracelet Ban Rant

Recently a lot of schools have been working towards banning the famous I (Heart) Boobies bracelets, the same ones I wear in my profile picture.

For those of you who don't know, these bracelets are part of the Keep A Breast Foundation, a non profit which raises awareness and funds for breast cancer research.

Now, the big outcry from schools is that these bracelets cause a distraction, and are being worn as a fashion statement instead of a promotion for this cause. And I can see that. 


Seriously, go outside, walk up to a teenager, look them in the eye and say "Boobies".
They're gonna laugh. I know I would.

But what I get from this is, kids are gonna wear them. Maybe outside of school, maybe in school. And whether they wear it because it's hip and cool, or because they care, and support the cause, they're wearing it.

They're buying these products and promoting a cause, whether they mean to or not. And it's sad that this cause could be considered shallow like that, but it's getting it out there. What about the breast cancer walk shirts that say save second base? Should we get rid of those to?

As someone who has done the Breast Cancer Walk yearly, and buys these products and wears them, I'm just glad it's getting some light.

And I don't talk about this often, but what really got me into bra fitting, and boobs and writing this blog even, is a woman I met while working.

I'd only been a bra fit specialist for maybe a month, and while I certainly had a knack for it, I didn't feel any particular passion for it.

And one day a woman came in, and she politely refused my inquiries about assistance, and wandered the department looking distraught. A few minutes later I went over and asked again, because she looked so bewildered. She quietly told me that she didn't know her size, and was just looking. 

I offered to fit her, hoping that I could help her find the right size, and she declined.

I politely told her that it was really easy, she didn't have to remove any clothes, and it might save her a little trouble looking. Finally, she followed me to a fitting room and let me fit her. She had a larger band and small cup, so sizes were limited. She was also looking for a wireless bra, which cut out even more choices.

But something about the way she had agreed, so hesitant, and embarrassed, made me feel like I needed to help her in absolutely anyway I could. 

I darted around the department, pulling bras in every style and color I could find that would work for her. About twenty minutes after fitting her, she had tried on a variety of bras while I searched my stores online catalog to try and find any bras she could order at home that might fit her specifications.

When she came out of the fitting room holding the bras that worked and approached me, I noticed that she seemed to be tearing up. I handed her the sheet where I had written down the alternate styles, as well as my name and our stores number, stapled to a catalog of bras.

She suddenly started crying, and I was taken aback. All I had done was try to help her. I thought I had been polite and respectful, and I was truly worried that I had offended her in some way, made her feel more embarrassed, so I immediately started apologizing.

She stopped me, still gently crying, and told me not to be sorry. She told me that she had recently had a double mastectomy, and this was her first time buying bras that weren't through a medical company. She told me that she had been really worried and embarrassed, and that I had made the whole thing a lot easier for her, and that she was really glad for my help.
And I started crying too.

Some people look at my blog, and think that's it's all a big joke, and I'll admit, I do tend to linger on the funnier side of breasts. But I care.

I support this cause, and I even support those kids.

Because I know that someone out there cares. At least one of those kids wearing that bracelet actually cares, and it takes one person to make a change. It takes one person to point out a problem, and make a step towards fixing it, and maybe one of the kids wearing these bracelets now, even as a joke, will be that person. And the more we explain to them that these bracelets are funny, and also mean something, the more they'll understand.

To sum it up more clearly, here's an excerpt from a sample letter on the Keep A Breast Foundations website that kids can send to their schools.

"The Supreme Court standard governs freedom of expression in public schools today, with a few exceptions for exceptionally disruptive or drug-related speech. When worn on a wristband, my “I (Love) Boobies” phrase cannot be “disruptive,” and is considered to be protected speech. The Court went on to explicitly prohibit school authorities from taking preventative or disciplinary action “based upon an urgent wish to avoid the controversy which might result from the expression.”

Students such as myself to not believe that there is a controversy behind these bracelets that such a concern or fear is insufficient to justify a prohibition as they are widely accepted in the breast cancer community. Charaign Sesock, a spokeswoman for The American Cancer Society states: “The “I Love Boobies!” campaign is targeting teen years and college ages so that they can empower themselves to be advocates for their own bodies. If you can start raising awareness early on, it will only benefit them as they grow older.”"

Self expression is important, especially for a cause like this and this article pretty much sums up how I feel about the situation.
You can go here to read more about the foundation, purchase a bracelet or a shirt, or make a donation.

(oYo)
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Busting Out! The Musical

I love musicals. 
Seriously, take me a musical, and I become a four year old in terms of excitement.
Now, add in boobs.

Seriously, do it.

If you're uncomfortable with that, it's fine. Because some ladies have already done it.
Busting Out! is a new musical all about, you guessed it, boobs.
Picture from blogs.laweekly.com
This isn't a show with girls like Victoria Secret models, these are real woman, in a musical about boobs, and all the fun aspects of not perfect breasts. The musical features a bra fitter, boob manipulation tricks, a shadow puppet sequence and audience participation. (Not sure what kind of audience participation, but I want to find out.)

"It's not a sexual show," says Powell, a 43-year-old Australian actress. "Put it this way: I've been doing this show for five years and I still haven't gotten a date."

If you want to read more about the musicals start, click here. It has something to do with "The Sound Of One Tit Clapping".
Yeah, it's gold.

(oYo)
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The Factors Of The Perfect Breasts

Patrick Mallucci is a plastic surgeon, who has spent three months analyzing breasts to try and discover the key features that make them "perfect". (I want his job. Right now.)



From his three month study, he discover four key features:

"First, the part of the boob lying below the nipple was ten per cent fuller than that above it.

Next, the nipples themselves were angled upwards at 20 degrees.
 
Finally the skin sloped flatly or inward above the nipple, and curved outwards below it." 

^That bit? Copied and pasted. I think the last one is supposed to be two features in one line, but I can't be sure.

"The nipple meridian — a horizontal line drawn at the level of the nipple — lay at a point such that the proportion of the breast above it was 45 per cent and below 55 per cent. The more breasts deviate from these measures the less attractive they are regardless of size." 

Well, that seems a little shallow, sir.

His finding have been published in the International Journal of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgery, and I wonder if it's the same journal that published the story about the guy who broke his finger unhooking a bra. Well, trying to anyways.

I don't know if there's any formula for perfect breasts, and I have to say, I can't read that doctory mumbo jumbo up there, but I'm pretty sure they don't fit those requirements.

And I think they're perfect anyways!

Is there a formula for "perfect" breasts? Thoughts?
If you want to look at one of the girls with perfect breasts, click here. They have a copyright on the photo, and that shit is legal.

(oYo)
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