Barbells For Boobs, Crossfit Fights Cancer



Picture from bigmike-smokeout.blogspot.com


So who of my lovely readers has heard of Crossfit?

For those of you who haven't, you can easily define it as a super intensive, mildly insane workout.

Anyways, a Tuscon gym hosted the Barbells for boobs fundraiser, to raise money for women in southern Arizona who can't afford to get a mammogram.

""There's a lot of women out there who can't afford a mammogram; maybe their doctor is saying you don't need to get one. It's every woman's choice. Nobody should have to live with the anxiety of 'oh gosh is that something'," breast cancer survivor Molly Davis said."



"Around 100 people will be doing what's called a "Helen Meets Grace" workout.  That's a 400-yard run around the gym, dozens of kettle bell swings, pull ups, and as many clean an jerks as they can manage."

Uhm, no thank you, I will just give you some money instead. Also, what is a clean an jerk? Shouldn't it be a jerk an clean? (HAHAHA, I crack myself up.)





Last year, in crossfit gyms across the country, they raised over $300,000 during the Barbells for Boobs fundraiser. If they used the girl up top as a spokesperson, I bet they would make a lot more. Just saying.

Off to go hit the weights!

(oYo)

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National Go Topless Day 2011

Dear God, I love that this is a thing.
I would have been participating, but I had to work. And I have to say, the aren't super approving of toplessness there.

Early yesterday, hordes of people gathered on Venice Beach, and all over the nation, to protest the fact that woman are still not legally allowed to walk around topless. Which by the way, sucks face. Because bikini top tan lines suck ultimate ass.

Apparently, they're going to march topless in front of the White House on the 26th of this month, 2 days before my birthday, and I can't think of a better way to celebrate.

You can read more about the protest on Gotopless.org

Also, here's a bunch of videos of the topless protesters, some with pasties on, some dudes in bikini tops, and some words that are not good for virgin ears.

Enjoy the gratuitous breasts!

(oYo)
Booblogger

Record Of Most People Showering Together Broken

The record breaking number?
152, with 150 of the record breakers being incredibly hot girls in bikinis.

This whole thing was arranged as an incredibly effective marketing ploy by Lynx fragrance and body wash brand, similar to Axe.

The marketing ploy was similar to the one used by Ultimo, with the girls on the rollercoaster. Remember them? Yeah, marketing is awesome.

For any of you who creepily watched clips of Pamela Anderson running on the beach, you've hit the jackpot here. And let me say, it is inspirational.

Also, super fun to watch. It's kind of like the video of the girls trying to crush cans with their boobs, mostly because of the shifting flesh.

Off to run on the beach in a bikini, and try not to knock myself out.

(oYo)
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Kirsten Dunst, "My Boobs Are Too Big For This Video Game!"

So, funny thing. I was looking a little more into Kirsten Dunst's boobs, and found that in 2004 she requested that her animated breasts be reduced in the Spiderman 2 game.

“I got to approve the video game, the way she looks," Dunst said. "They made her boobs gigantic. I was like, 'Tone down the boobs, please!' It was a little ridiculous.”

Picture from Virginmedia.com

Which is funny, because now she is apparently super ok with her breasts. Which is good, because everyone should be ok with their breasts.
Video games are notorious for having exaggerated frontal assets though, so if she was surprised, I would laugh.

Which by the way, I have a few posts that will be showing up on that subject later.

(oYo)
Booblogger out to play Spiderman 2.

Kirsten Dunst Wants You to Know Her Boobs Are Big

I've had a lot of celebrity posts lately, what with Lady GaGa and Olivia Wilde and Britney Spears.  

And now we're just gonna add Kirsten Dunst to the list. Apparently when she was in an interview with Elle magazine, she decided it was necessary that everyone be reminded that she has large boobs, and absolutely no body image problems.

In her recent movie Melancholia, she apparently does a few nude scenes, and she has no problem with it.

“I didn’t work out beforehand, it was all very natural. I don’t have any real body issues. I never really overeat, I shed weight in the summer, put it on in the winter. I love my snaggle fangs, they give me character and character is sexy.”



Picture from fimho.com, and is no longer a picture of Avril Lavigne.



I never really thought she had snaggle fangs, and then I googled it. And she kind of does sometimes.
She's attractive though.

And she does have a pretty nice rack.

Picture from Thoughts.com

“Yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.”

I think I need to go watch Spiderman again.
(oYo)
Booblogger out.

Meatpacking District to Get A Boob Job

A boob removal, to be exact.
Apparently in 2008, somebody decided they should put up giant stone boobs in a bunch of the plazas on Ninth Avenue.

Picture from nypost.com

I think this was a much better idea in their head, as the giant stone busts (HAHAHAHA) are apparently going to be removed soon, because people are tired of the boobs jokes.

Also, no offence, but those are not the more beautiful boobs I've ever seen made out of stone.

""They’re the breasts. They just sit out there and do nothing," said Matt DeMatt, owner of the Gaslight Lounge on Ninth Avenue, of the round mounds capped by nippled-shaped white cones."

Matt DeMatt, I have two things to say to you.

1. What do you think boobs normally do?
2. Your name is pretty weird. Just saying.

Thoughts on boobs as public art projects/barricades of plazas?
I can't say I'm exactly for it. I would have just stationed topless ladies where the giant stone boobs are instead. But that's just me.

(oYo)
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Lady GaGa Takes It Off to Promote MTV VMA's 2011

I am in general a fan of Lady GaGa. If I have to hear Judas one more time, I may strangle a helpless DJ with his own headphone cords, but that's not the point.

And she is apparently a fan of taking off her bra while playing piano. You have to give her props for multitasking.

In a video promotion of MTV's 2011 VMA's, Lady GaGa performs a jazzy, burlesque version of You & I, and in the middle of it, takes off her bra.

And if there are three things I can be a fan of in this situtation, it's Lady GaGa, pianos, and being topless.
Also, fourth, multitasking.

Is there anything she can't do if a piano is involved? I've watched her play a piano with her shoes.

I've also watched her fall off the bench while playing the piano with her shoes, and keep singing.
The woman is a rockstar.

Thoughts on getting naked for music?

Off to go learn how to play piano with my boobs.
(oYo)
Booblogger out!