Boob Tattoo is Promoting... WoW?

I promised to make up my absence with you, and I couldn't think of a better way then this little gem I've been waiting to show you.

People get tattoos for lots of reasons. But in this case, this tattoo is purely for money.
To be more specific, 500,000 dollars.
 This amount was paid by a website called myMMOShop.com, which sells WoW gold, to Russian adult film star Anna Morgan (pictured below) to tattoo the companies logo and url on her breasts.

Picture from rt.com

She's agreed to not alter the tattoo for two years, and that will have ended last month. No news on whether it's been removed or not, but I don't think that's a tattoo I would keep on my boobs.
Especially if I was going to be doing adult films. Which was exactly their plan.
Draw in all the Russian creepers, and people who like foreign chicks.

Sorry, Sorry!

You may have noticed that I haven't posted in a while.
I've been quite busy, and haven't had a chance to post.
I plan to start back up pretty soon though, so I just need you to hang in there with me!

Picture from mrs-flams.blogspot.com

I love all of you, and I promise to start posting for you all again.

I think I have a perfect post to keep you all from being too mad at me.

So calm yo' tits, and have some patience!

(OYO)

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The Boob Luge

Sometimes people make completely magical inventions.
Like the Wine Rack, or sliced bread.
But this my friends, is in a category of it's own.

Picture from Drinkingstuff.com

This is the boob luge.
If you've ever wanted to relive being an infant, drinking from icy nipples while getting completely wasted, this is your chance, because you can buy this baby for 24.98.
You can make it glow, by purchasing little LED pucks to toss in there for a lovely set of glowing breasts.
And don't worry, it's not sexist, you can buy a manly version.

Best catchphrase ever.


That is drinking in style.


(OYO)
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Tomatoes as Big as my Boobs

I know my boobs aren't the biggest in the world, but they're not exactly small either. So you might imagine that me finding something that should fit into the palm of your hand comfortably that's as big as one of my breasts, is disconcerting to say the least.
So imagine me walking into Whole Foods with my good friend and finding a monster sized tomato. Not a melon, or like a head of lettuce.
A tomato.

Sideways picture is sideways.

Guys, this is real life. This was a freaking huge tomato.

Nonsense.

Here's the other tomatoes compared to that one.

I guess I need to buy more organic.

(OYO)
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That Natural, Nipply Look

You know what's cool?
Nipples.
Lots of things have them. Men, women, baby bottles, lots of animals. They're handy little buggers attached to your body.
But most of us aren't like, "hey, check out my super cool nips. Sometimes when it's cold, I use them to slice through cheese. It's a cool party trick."
But for those of you who are into that sort of thing, maybe I can interest you in the "Nipple Bra".
That's right.
A bra with nipples on it.

Picture from Poorlydressed.failblog.org

Cause yours just aren't good enough.
Now, when I buy bras, I tend to lean towards the kind that conceal all that mumbo jumbo, but if you want that perky, nipply look, here's a good alternative.
Which is hopefully just missing decimal points in the price, because no fake nipples should cost that much.

Mine were free.

(OYO)
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The Frontless Bra

 I love v neck shirts. They're like clothing makers gift to women with breasts, and gift to men who love looking at them.
But I hate the ones that are really deep, like down to my belly button.
Like, hi. I have breasts.
And they, uh, don't really cooperate with being unrestrained very well.
But Ultimo has a solution for my problem.
Ultimo, the same people who gave us the lovely video of chicks in bras on a rollercoaster, has what they call a frontless bra. It's basically like a demi bra tilted to make more of a v, and less of an m, and looks like it comes with a clear, or at least jazzy looking fastener between the lady lumps.

Picture from Ultimo.co.uk

This bra goes all the way to a G cup.

And is awesome. Just so you know.

Now you can properly run around in a crazy deep v neck blouse, showing of your lady bits without worry for their escape!

Sorry, this is just so awesome. As far as I can tell, Ultimo is the one manufacturer with a bra like this, so if you want one, click here and check them out. If not, the zoom they have on the website is worth checking out, just because it is truly quality.
Now to buy on of those stupid "v points to vagina" shirts without fear!

(OYO)
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Bacon Friday, Keep Warm With Bacon

There are lots of things to keep warm with.
Sweaters, boobs, boob warmers, but...
Bacon?
Heck yes.

Picture from Etsy.com

This may be the singularly best thing I've ever seen in my life.
This wonderful set was available at etsy.com, but it's sold.
I need someone to make this for me.
Right now.
It's a perfect, tasty way to keep warm.
Except I would try to eat it, and probably die.
OM NOM NOM BACON WOOL.

Seriously, someone make me one.

(OYO)
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