Hitler, Now With More Breast Tissue

Here's what it would have looked like:

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Just kidding, that's messed up. 

So, I like to use the internet to try and find you, my lovely readers, fancy new stories.

And today, I found a real knock out one.

Apparently, one strategy found among the many created by the Brits to bring Hitler down was to lace his food with, not poison, but estrogen.



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The plan was to “make him less aggressive and more like his docile younger sister Paula, who worked as a secretary.”


Apparently estrogen was an easy choice because it was tasteless, and relatively slow with bringing forth results, so it wouldn't be detected by the leader or his food testers.


I mean, this is a pretty inspired plan. I want to know what military member presented this as a plan. And, I want to know why it was never used.

If they had used the estrogen used in sex-reassignment therapy, " Hitler may have eventually noticed that he was growing breasts, that his nipples and areolae were enlarging, and his body-fat redistributing to be more feminine. In addition, his singular testicle would have likely started to shrivel (he only had one—look it up) and much of his body hair would have fallen out."




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Which would have been pretty interesting, considering Hitler didn't exactly love homosexuals, or the transgendered.

Someone build me a time machine. It's time to change history (And Hitler!)


Booblogger out.
(oYo)

Bra Survey

In 2007, bra maker, Triumph, conducted a survey of some European countries, and found that on average, women in the UK have 57% chance of wearing a D cup, follwed by Denmark, 50%.
Italy had the lowest percentage of A cups, only 1%.
Russia was not on there, but remember the post about the map of average cup sizes, Russia had the biggest.
яй большие сиськиoo!
Google says this means literally, "Yay big tits!" in Russian, but I don't know if I trust google translate.

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Apparently none of these countries have DD or bigger though, so that's pretty weird.

Anyways.

Go Brits!

Pip pip, cheerio!

(OYO)

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