The Frontless Bra

 I love v neck shirts. They're like clothing makers gift to women with breasts, and gift to men who love looking at them.
But I hate the ones that are really deep, like down to my belly button.
Like, hi. I have breasts.
And they, uh, don't really cooperate with being unrestrained very well.
But Ultimo has a solution for my problem.
Ultimo, the same people who gave us the lovely video of chicks in bras on a rollercoaster, has what they call a frontless bra. It's basically like a demi bra tilted to make more of a v, and less of an m, and looks like it comes with a clear, or at least jazzy looking fastener between the lady lumps.

Picture from Ultimo.co.uk

This bra goes all the way to a G cup.

And is awesome. Just so you know.

Now you can properly run around in a crazy deep v neck blouse, showing of your lady bits without worry for their escape!

Sorry, this is just so awesome. As far as I can tell, Ultimo is the one manufacturer with a bra like this, so if you want one, click here and check them out. If not, the zoom they have on the website is worth checking out, just because it is truly quality.
Now to buy on of those stupid "v points to vagina" shirts without fear!

(OYO)
Booblogger

Bra Pocket, Gotta Hold It All

(Who got that?
Pocketmonsters?
Pokemon?
Gotta catch 'em all?

You guys suck.)

So, I stick everything in my bra.
Like, in addition to my boobs. Like my phone, money, tickets, puppies, basically anything and everything.
But now, I can have a fancy bra pocket to put all my junk (HAHAHAHA, get it? Junk? No? Ok....) in.
One of them is called the RackTrap, which may now be my favorite thing in the whole world.

It gave me a nice mental image of bear traps disguised as bras, catching unsuspecting pedestrians.
SNAP, GOTCHA.

 Also, these are the instructions on how to use the RackTrap:

1. "Locate your breasts . Are you a righty or a lefty? Decide what breast is most easily accessible.
2. Place your essentials (cash, credit cards, drivers license etc.) in The Racktrap™.
3. Insert The Racktrap™ in your bra between the cup and your breast (see #1) at the top of your cup.
4. Make sure the opening of The Racktrap™ is lined up with the edge of your bra.
5. Pull your shirt tight to make sure there are no lines.
6. Use your free hands for good and not evil.
7. Repeat again tomorrow."

"Use your free hands for good and not evil." is my favorite.

Anyways, this puppy goes right on in your bra, successfully hiding your goodies (This is too easy) from muggers and ragamuffins and whatnot.

Which is nice and dandy until you come across a groper.

“Hey, your boob feels like a cell phone.”

“NO IT DOESN’T HOW DARE YOU.”

Just trying to keep you all abreast (HAHAHAH, ok, I swear I’m stopping.) of the newest advances.

I just want to keep you all safe, and close to my heart. (Ok, I’m done for real now.)

(OYO)

Booblogger

Bra Care

My guess is that at least 80% of women don't care if their bras correctly. (Also, 8 out of 10 women wear the wrong size bra. Check out sizing to figure out if you're one of those 8 women)

Bras are not meant to be worn for more than about 180 days, and never for more than one day at a time. You should have at least seven different bras, to cycle through so you don't wear a bra out faster than necessary.

To find out if you're a bra abuser, go through this check list and see if you've done these things.

~I've worn a bra for more than one day in a row
~I wash my bra in the waching machine
~I dry my bra in the drier
~I don't clasp my bra when I wash it or put it away
~My bra gets tossed in a drawer after it's clean

If you answered yes to ANY of these, you're a bra abuser.
Just saying.

Here's what you should do:
~After you have worn your bra, you should wash it.
~Never wear the bar more than one day in a row.
~When you wash your bra, use your hands. You have them for a reason.
~You should use a soap that is mild, but will remove oils from the fabric.
~Than you should hang your bra to air dry, after making sure the hooks are still hooked and the cups look right.
~When the bra is fully dry, either lay it flat in a drawer, stacking it on other bras like fallen dominos, or fold it in half, tuck one cup into the other, and set it in the drawer.


IF you MUST wash your bra in the washing machine, you must:
~Buy a intimate apparel bag.
~Put the bra in the bag, with the hooks all closed.
~Wash on the delicate cycle, with a cold rinse.
~Hang your bra
~Follow instructions for putting it away from the handwash instructions.


NEVER EVER FOR ANY REASON DRY YOUR BRA IN THE DRIER.
NEVER EVER EVER.
Do it, and I will come find you. That is a crime worthy of... some sort of nasty punishment.
Probably involving lemon juice and paper cuts and fire ants.

Your bra is meant to be used for only about 180 days, and following these instructions will make sure you don't shorten your bras life span.
Be nice to your bras, so they can be nice to you!
Let me know if you have other bra care questions or tips!

Booblogger out!
(OYO)