Sweaters, boobs, boob warmers, but...
Picture from Etsy.comThis may be the singularly best thing I've ever seen in my life.
This wonderful set was available at etsy.com, but it's sold.
I need someone to make this for me.
It's a perfect, tasty way to keep warm.
Except I would try to eat it, and probably die.
OM NOM NOM BACON WOOL.
Seriously, someone make me one.