A Short Story About How My Christmas Was More Awesome Than Yours

Here's to hoping everyone had a great holiday season and New Year!

So, I have this friend, and she's basically awesome.

She's gorgeous and Asian, and just basically cooler than some (most/all) of your friends.

(No offense, it's just how it is.)

Anyways, she likes my blog, and knows how much I like boobs, so she basically gave me the awesomest asssortment of presents ever.

Think...

Hello kitty meets drinking meets boobs.

(New Year's theme anyone?)

I got:

A snazzy Hello Kitty key cover

Two, count 'em, two Hello Titty shot glasses

A box of gummy boobies, which were basically pretty yummy

A booby fishing lure

A drinking dice game

A drinking card game 

And here's a picture, in case you have a hard time imagining such awesomeness.

I love her, it's like she can read my mind.

That's all I have right now lovelies, but keep an eye out for more later.

And try not to beat yourselves up because my friends are more awesome than yours.

It happens!

That's right, I can hold shot glasses with my boobs.

(oYo)

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Om Nom Nom, Breast Milk Ice Cream

Ok, so I usually have posts about weird breast related things from Asian countries, occasionally from Germany.
But today I have one from London.

Breast milk ice cream.
A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving breast milk ice cream, made with pure breast milk, and is called Baby GaGa.
Seriously.

Here's a picture of woman supplying the restaurant with breast milk, London mother Victoria Hiley:


Picture from dailymail.co.uk

 Now here's a  shot of her with the ice cream:

Picture from metro.co.uk

Apparently, she milks on site, and the milk is then pasteurized, churned with vanilla pods and lemon zest.
I do have to approve of her approach to the situation, as she is quoted as saying, "What's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash?"
If you want to read more about it, click here.

You have to admire her innovation.
Thoughts?

(OYO)
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The Boob Luge

Sometimes people make completely magical inventions.
Like the Wine Rack, or sliced bread.
But this my friends, is in a category of it's own.

Picture from Drinkingstuff.com

This is the boob luge.
If you've ever wanted to relive being an infant, drinking from icy nipples while getting completely wasted, this is your chance, because you can buy this baby for 24.98.
You can make it glow, by purchasing little LED pucks to toss in there for a lovely set of glowing breasts.
And don't worry, it's not sexist, you can buy a manly version.

Best catchphrase ever.


That is drinking in style.


(OYO)
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Bacon Friday, Keep Warm With Bacon

There are lots of things to keep warm with.
Sweaters, boobs, boob warmers, but...
Bacon?
Heck yes.

Picture from Etsy.com

This may be the singularly best thing I've ever seen in my life.
This wonderful set was available at etsy.com, but it's sold.
I need someone to make this for me.
Right now.
It's a perfect, tasty way to keep warm.
Except I would try to eat it, and probably die.
OM NOM NOM BACON WOOL.

Seriously, someone make me one.

(OYO)
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Bacon Friday, A Father's Day Bacon Basket

Just in time for Father's Day!
Baconfreak.com, which is one of my new favorite places ever, has a basket designed to give your favorite father figure a delicious bacon-y gift basket.

Picture from Baconfreak.com

This delicious basket features:
1 bag of  French Market coffee
2 pounds of "Big Daddy Bacon"
1 pound of Rocco's Private Reserve Cajun Sausage
1 Pound of Boss Hogs Center Sliced Ham
Boss Hog Bacon Pancake Mix
Uncle Sam's Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix
Uncle Sam's Blueberry Syrup
1 bottle of bacon seasoning

Uhm, I think I need to go become a father so someone can get this for me.
Hello future children, please give me this now!

Also, my dad thinks my bacon obsession is weird, so when I get this for him, and he doesn't want it, I guess I'll just have to take it for myself....

(OYO)
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