A Short Story About How My Christmas Was More Awesome Than Yours

Here's to hoping everyone had a great holiday season and New Year!

So, I have this friend, and she's basically awesome.

She's gorgeous and Asian, and just basically cooler than some (most/all) of your friends.

(No offense, it's just how it is.)

Anyways, she likes my blog, and knows how much I like boobs, so she basically gave me the awesomest asssortment of presents ever.

Think...

Hello kitty meets drinking meets boobs.

(New Year's theme anyone?)

I got:

A snazzy Hello Kitty key cover

Two, count 'em, two Hello Titty shot glasses

A box of gummy boobies, which were basically pretty yummy

A booby fishing lure

A drinking dice game

A drinking card game 

And here's a picture, in case you have a hard time imagining such awesomeness.

I love her, it's like she can read my mind.

That's all I have right now lovelies, but keep an eye out for more later.

And try not to beat yourselves up because my friends are more awesome than yours.

It happens!

That's right, I can hold shot glasses with my boobs.

(oYo)

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Om Nom Nom, Breast Milk Ice Cream

Ok, so I usually have posts about weird breast related things from Asian countries, occasionally from Germany.
But today I have one from London.

Breast milk ice cream.
A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving breast milk ice cream, made with pure breast milk, and is called Baby GaGa.
Seriously.

Here's a picture of woman supplying the restaurant with breast milk, London mother Victoria Hiley:


Picture from dailymail.co.uk

 Now here's a  shot of her with the ice cream:

Picture from metro.co.uk

Apparently, she milks on site, and the milk is then pasteurized, churned with vanilla pods and lemon zest.
I do have to approve of her approach to the situation, as she is quoted as saying, "What's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash?"
If you want to read more about it, click here.

You have to admire her innovation.
Thoughts?

(OYO)
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The Boob Luge

Sometimes people make completely magical inventions.
Like the Wine Rack, or sliced bread.
But this my friends, is in a category of it's own.

Picture from Drinkingstuff.com

This is the boob luge.
If you've ever wanted to relive being an infant, drinking from icy nipples while getting completely wasted, this is your chance, because you can buy this baby for 24.98.
You can make it glow, by purchasing little LED pucks to toss in there for a lovely set of glowing breasts.
And don't worry, it's not sexist, you can buy a manly version.

Best catchphrase ever.


That is drinking in style.


(OYO)
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