Let's just face it. Most guys suck absolute face at removing bras competently. Mostly because they get caught up in the moment and just start twisting the absolute junk out of the clasp in the hopes that it will either break, or the girl will get frustrated and take care of it herself.
Exactly.
But apparently a London man took this failure to whole new level, and was actually admitted to a hospital after breaking his finger trying to remove his lady friends bra.
'"He caught his left middle finger between the double straps that extended inferiorly from the acromion to the left breast, and in so doing, sustained a force ulnar abduction rotatory injury of the proximal interphalangeal joint." A reconstructive surgeon told the UK Daily Mail this is the type of injury "more commonly associated with sport, particularly rock climbing."'
Rock climbing? Sports? Wow. You sir, absolutely fail.
The Journal said surveys show that 40% of men aged 30-40 have similar trouble removing bras, and could likely end up in the same situation.
The average amount of time it takes for a man to remove a bra using both hands is about 27 seconds. Men who are right handed removing a bra with their left hand average 58. But the guy with high score? 20 minutes.
20 FREAKING MINUTES.
I just... I don't even. Please men, for your own sake, find an open minded lady and let her teach you how to take a bra off. Every woman you meet in the future romantically, or in a way that you need to remove her bra for, will thank you.
Off to go teach some college kids how it's done! (oYo) Booblogger
On April 30, 2003 Microsoft (UK division) announced that they would be releasing what they called an iLoo at music festivals in the summer of 03. For our friends who don't know British slang, that's iPotty. This fancy dancy potty would include: ~Wireless keyboard ~A height adjustable flat plasma screen ~A six channel surround sound speaker system under the sink ~Broadband internet access ~Toilet paper with url suggestions printed on it ~A toilet equipped with vacuum suction You know, for any discrepencies in your aim. But let's think about this. Music festivals+beer+drunk people+toilets+technology=? I'm guessing something awful. Like, isn't someone going to throw up on the speaker system? Or pee on the keyboard? God only knows what would go on in there, and no one else wants to know. God doesn't want to know. Microsoft said they would have a security guard and cleaner standing watch over the precious potty, to ensure cleanliness and sanity. I don't think anyone from Microsoft has actually been to a music festival, or they would have understood how awful this idea is. When the media went into a frenzy with questions, and emotions ran high, Microsoft announced the product was a hoax. Which is funny because: A. It was after April 1st B. Miscrosoft had never had a hoax product before (Unlike many other companies) C. This was two weeks after the products debute
THAN The next day, they announced that it wasn't a hoax. Microsoft was being a teensy bit confusing. They finally admitted the product has been under serious development, and the team had worked really hard.
But I guess headquarters shut it down. And I mean, it's kind of hard to disagree with that decision.
