Manboobs, Worth Murdering Over?

Now look. I love teasing people about their manboobs as much as the next person.

It can't be helped! 

But we all need to be more careful about who we're teasing. 

Otherwise, someone like this may kill you.

Picture from bbc.co.uk

This is Gary Brown.

And he was recently arrested for beating his neighbor with a chair leg for teasing him about his manboobs.

"During his trial, Brown said he had been drinking with Mr. Berwick when his friend began laughing at him and insulting his mother.

The scuffle began after Mr. Berwick mocked Brown's "man boobs", the defendant, who handed himself in to police, told Chelmsford Crown Court."

"I asked him to leave but he didn't. He kept laughing and got up and had this shot glass in his hand and he went for me with it. I hit him about three times. I remember hitting him and that's it."

Mr. Berwick is said to have sustained a severe head injury, 25 fractures to his ribs, a broken breast bone,  a broken arm, a broken jaw, and a broken finger. Mr. Brown will serve a minimum sentence of 14 and a half years in jail.

I am somehow reminded of the guy who was found wearing a bra, and standing over a dead goat.

So, the lesson here is don't get drunk with your neighbors and say things about their mothers/manboobs.

Be careful, it's a dangerous place out there.

(oYo)

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The Wine Rack, It Holds More Then Alcohol

You know those people who like to run on the mountains?
With the backpacks with tubes so they can drink from their water while they run, cause they're hardcore?
Well now they have one specifically for women. It's a sports bra that you can literally fill with alcohol.
Up to 25 ounces of alcohol.
Plus, it makes your boobs look bigger.
This magical product is called, if you will, "The Wine Rack".
BEST. PRODUCT. NAME. EVER. (Also, best product ever.)
And if you go to the bars, trying to seduce a man, you just pump your bra full of his favorite beverage, and let him drink from your bounty, so that he will become so intoxicated that he won't notice that your breasts are slowly deflating...
Plus, you can bring alcohol into all those places you aren't supposed to, like bars, church, your nephews birthday party...
This may be one of the best things I've ever seen in my whole life.
Thank you baby Jesus for inspiring someone to come up with this fabulous product, which I will soon purchase, and then go drunken running with.
Watch out y'all, now I really might knock someone out with my breasts, and that someone may be me, because I will be intoxicated.
Or you, because you will be in my way.


(OYO)
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