Woman Saved From Death By...Implants?

You all know I'm not super pro breast implants, especially after hearing about how they can apparently start leaking for no reason, or explode if someone shoots them with a paintball gun.

But if these things are gonna save lives, that's another story.

You all remember my posts about the weird bulletproof bras, and the under wire that saved a woman's life, and even the emergency bra, and I never thought a day would come when I would add implants to the list of potential life saving devices.

But today, is that day.

Apparently some woman in Moscow was stabbed by her husband, and if her silicone implants hadn't stopped the knife, she could have died.

Funny note here, her husband had requested she get the boob job five years ago.

Anyhow, the implants were larger enough to stop the knife, and have her walk away basically injury free. She's already had the implant replaced. 

What a trooper.

I'm not saying you should all go get implants, in case your husband decides to stab you, and if you already have them, don't go start fights with strangers to see if this works.

I think you should all just buy bra holsters, and be safe.

(oYo)

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Manboobs, Worth Murdering Over?

Now look. I love teasing people about their manboobs as much as the next person.

It can't be helped! 

But we all need to be more careful about who we're teasing. 

Otherwise, someone like this may kill you.

Picture from bbc.co.uk

This is Gary Brown.

And he was recently arrested for beating his neighbor with a chair leg for teasing him about his manboobs.

"During his trial, Brown said he had been drinking with Mr. Berwick when his friend began laughing at him and insulting his mother.

The scuffle began after Mr. Berwick mocked Brown's "man boobs", the defendant, who handed himself in to police, told Chelmsford Crown Court."

"I asked him to leave but he didn't. He kept laughing and got up and had this shot glass in his hand and he went for me with it. I hit him about three times. I remember hitting him and that's it."

Mr. Berwick is said to have sustained a severe head injury, 25 fractures to his ribs, a broken breast bone,  a broken arm, a broken jaw, and a broken finger. Mr. Brown will serve a minimum sentence of 14 and a half years in jail.

I am somehow reminded of the guy who was found wearing a bra, and standing over a dead goat.

So, the lesson here is don't get drunk with your neighbors and say things about their mothers/manboobs.

Be careful, it's a dangerous place out there.

(oYo)

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