Apparently in 2008, somebody decided they should put up giant stone boobs in a bunch of the plazas on Ninth Avenue.
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Also, no offence, but those are not the more beautiful boobs I've ever seen made out of stone.
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Showing posts with label extra large boobs. Show all posts
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Meatpacking District to Get A Boob Job
A boob removal, to be exact.
Apparently in 2008, somebody decided they should put up giant stone boobs in a bunch of the plazas on Ninth Avenue.
I think this was a much better idea in their head, as the giant stone busts (HAHAHAHA) are apparently going to be removed soon, because people are tired of the boobs jokes.
Also, no offence, but those are not the more beautiful boobs I've ever seen made out of stone.
Apparently in 2008, somebody decided they should put up giant stone boobs in a bunch of the plazas on Ninth Avenue.
Also, no offence, but those are not the more beautiful boobs I've ever seen made out of stone.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Push Up Bras, The Greatest Lie Ever Told By Your Average Woman
Recently, Victoria's Secret and many other bra makers have started making something even more extreme then a push up bra, to replace tissues and socks and silicone inserts.
Traditionally, a push up bra adds a cup size, making you seem bigger, but these new bras can add two, or even three, cup sizes.
My real question is, why?
Just.... why?
Isn't the point of showing off your boobs (edit: occasionally) to get someone in bed? And isn't part of getting someone in bed through that process... getting nekkid?
And letting them see your real boobs? Which will have magically shrunk?
The only good thing I can see in these new push up bras are you can literally let someone punch you in the boob, and you will be totally fine. Also, you could just run into an attacker, breasts first, and knock them out. One time at work, I dropped one on my head, and it gave me a headache.
Maybe it's just because I have large breasts, but I can't see why we would need to mislead perfectly nice strangers into thinking we have bigger boobs then we do. You can trick someone with one cup, but two or three?
Come on.
HAVE BOOBS.
YOUR BOOBS.
NOT BOOBS WITH FABRIC AND JUNK.
(Edit, due to below comment. This post is due to my frustration with women who purchase these kinds of bras for the wrong reasons. Women who choose to wear these bras to ensnare men, and then express confusion with the mans reaction and confusion, with me while they purchase more of these kinds of bras, make me feel rather frustrated. The boobs you have are wonderful, and I just wish everyone could see that. Thank you, anon, I forgot to make that clear to my readers. =) )
(OYO)
Booblogger rant over.
Traditionally, a push up bra adds a cup size, making you seem bigger, but these new bras can add two, or even three, cup sizes.
My real question is, why?
Just.... why?
Isn't the point of showing off your boobs (edit: occasionally) to get someone in bed? And isn't part of getting someone in bed through that process... getting nekkid?
And letting them see your real boobs? Which will have magically shrunk?
The only good thing I can see in these new push up bras are you can literally let someone punch you in the boob, and you will be totally fine. Also, you could just run into an attacker, breasts first, and knock them out. One time at work, I dropped one on my head, and it gave me a headache.
Maybe it's just because I have large breasts, but I can't see why we would need to mislead perfectly nice strangers into thinking we have bigger boobs then we do. You can trick someone with one cup, but two or three?
Come on.
HAVE BOOBS.
YOUR BOOBS.
NOT BOOBS WITH FABRIC AND JUNK.
(Edit, due to below comment. This post is due to my frustration with women who purchase these kinds of bras for the wrong reasons. Women who choose to wear these bras to ensnare men, and then express confusion with the mans reaction and confusion, with me while they purchase more of these kinds of bras, make me feel rather frustrated. The boobs you have are wonderful, and I just wish everyone could see that. Thank you, anon, I forgot to make that clear to my readers. =) )
(OYO)
Booblogger rant over.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
The Largest Breasts In The World
And no, they're not mine.
Porn star, Chelsea Charms had reportedly the biggest boobs in the world, clocking in at 164XXX (HAHAHAHA, sorry).
Apparently when she got some polypropylene string (which is no longer a legal form of breast augmentation), which is used to make packaging by the way, inserted into her breasts on her third boob job, and it had a reaction.
A reaction that causes her boobs to increase by an inch a month.
That's at least a cup size increase a month.
That can't be healthy.
WELL DUH.
I mean, you can't just ignore that. It's like a scar, or a missing arm. Like if she turns too fast and hits you, you might be in danger. Serious danger.
How does she get through small door ways? How does she eat?
"Chelsea did admit to Pip and Ruth Langsford that she does struggle, particularly squeezing into aeroplane toilets. She also admitted 'Itsy and Bitsy' as she lovingly calls them, often prove a bit of an obstruction and she has trouble reaching the dinner table over them."
Itsy and Bitsy my pants loving ass.
I'm terrified of this.
Thoughts?
No?
Me neither.
Here are some more pictures.
Also, do not google this with filter off. Ever.
(OYO)
Booblogger.
Porn star, Chelsea Charms had reportedly the biggest boobs in the world, clocking in at 164XXX (HAHAHAHA, sorry).
Apparently when she got some polypropylene string (which is no longer a legal form of breast augmentation), which is used to make packaging by the way, inserted into her breasts on her third boob job, and it had a reaction.
A reaction that causes her boobs to increase by an inch a month.
That's at least a cup size increase a month.
That can't be healthy.
Phillip Schofield from the "This Morning" show with Chelsea Charms
Phillip Schofield wrote online, "The lady with the mahooooosive boobs has arrived! Everyone trying to keep their eyes up... and failing." (Watch the show here.)WELL DUH.
I mean, you can't just ignore that. It's like a scar, or a missing arm. Like if she turns too fast and hits you, you might be in danger. Serious danger.
How does she get through small door ways? How does she eat?
"Chelsea did admit to Pip and Ruth Langsford that she does struggle, particularly squeezing into aeroplane toilets. She also admitted 'Itsy and Bitsy' as she lovingly calls them, often prove a bit of an obstruction and she has trouble reaching the dinner table over them."
Itsy and Bitsy my pants loving ass.
I'm terrified of this.
Thoughts?
No?
Me neither.
Here are some more pictures.
Also, do not google this with filter off. Ever.
Pictures from geekologie.com
Also, why the tank?
(OYO)
Booblogger.
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