Large: Large C to DD
These breasts are big.
If the phrase more than a handful is a waste is true, girls, you're wasting some boob.
I don't think that phrase is true at all, just saying.
Large breasts are generally desired by society. Some women get lucky and have large breasts with some solid self support, but most of the time, they have a little bit of a fight with gravity. Most bras in this size are limited, with little push up and generally not as cute as a B.
They focus more on function rather than design, which is a bit sad because people want pretty bras.
These kind of bras will usually start having something called a "spa closure" on the back, with three of four hooks instead of the two most smaller cupped bras have.
Also, you might see wider straps. These are because larger breasts need a bit more support than smaller boobs, so we use our shoulders more. This can cause indentations in the shoulder if worn incorrectly.
These bras will also start showing up in more and more unmolded cups so as to use a fashion called a minimizer. These distribute breast tissue in a different fashion, to make your breasts look smaller, and not strain your shirt buttons.
As far as I'm concerned, girls in this size should never go without an underwire. Unless you like pancake breast. And if you do, go forth, my underwireless girls, and be brave!
A great bonus of large boobs is if you tuck something between them, generally, it's not going anywhere.
I once held five cell phones in my bra.
On a roller coaster.
That went upside down.
So what now?
Pros:
Guys seems to dig large breasts
They can protect you
They have lots of support!
You can hide stuff in your bra.
Cons:
Cute bras are hard to find
Insecurity for some women
Back problems and discomfort!
Lots of hooks
Best bra option for upsizing:
Lightly padded molded cup underwire bra
Best bra option for support:
Cushioned strap, spa back molded cup with underwire/non underwire
Best bra option for support and push up:
Cushioned strap with molded cup, lightly padded underwire
Best bra option for minimizer:
Underwire, unmolded cup
Best bra option for strapless:
Underwire, molded cup with very strong rubber on the wings or clear straps
If you're looking for any other bra suggestions for this size, let me know, and I'll add it in!
Booblogger outtie!
(OYO)
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Directions
Recently, I had the pleasure of visiting my doctors office.
I was there for a routine health check, which as you might know, involves peeing.
In a little tiny plastic cup.
So they send me on my merry way to the bathroom, and right across from the toilet is a basket of plastic cups, safely and sanitarily sealed in their little plastic bags, nestling on fake grass.
I never understood the attraction to fake grass. Like, it isn't a natural habitat for plastic cups. They don't frolic about like puppies on it, enjoying the sunshine.
And I know I'm inside. You don't have to try and convince me I'm actually experiencing the outdoors. I just have to pee in this cup.
Next to the basket are some sharpies, so I can mark my cup, and above that are some convenient directions.
Because apparently when you pee in a cup, you have to follow the directions or you screw everything up.
These directions told me everything from how to open my cup bag without contamination, to postioning it, to opening the sharpie, to putting it in a little metal box.
But what it didn't tell me was when to take my pants off.
They had directions for guys too, but also no step involving actually removing, or even unzipping, your pants.
And while it's fairly obvious to me that you can't pee in a cup if you're wearing pants, it still freaked me out.
Was I supposed to do that before I opened the cup? Had I contaminated the sample by touching my zipper?
WHY COULDN'T IT JUST TELL ME TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF AS A STEP?!
I mean, it assumes I don't know that I have to take the lid off the sharpie to write, so that hardly makes sense.
Henceforth, we flounder without direction.
Or, I do at least.
Anyone else have some interesting experiences with directions?
Booblogger out.
(OYO)
I was there for a routine health check, which as you might know, involves peeing.
In a little tiny plastic cup.
So they send me on my merry way to the bathroom, and right across from the toilet is a basket of plastic cups, safely and sanitarily sealed in their little plastic bags, nestling on fake grass.
I never understood the attraction to fake grass. Like, it isn't a natural habitat for plastic cups. They don't frolic about like puppies on it, enjoying the sunshine.
And I know I'm inside. You don't have to try and convince me I'm actually experiencing the outdoors. I just have to pee in this cup.
Next to the basket are some sharpies, so I can mark my cup, and above that are some convenient directions.
Because apparently when you pee in a cup, you have to follow the directions or you screw everything up.
These directions told me everything from how to open my cup bag without contamination, to postioning it, to opening the sharpie, to putting it in a little metal box.
But what it didn't tell me was when to take my pants off.
They had directions for guys too, but also no step involving actually removing, or even unzipping, your pants.
And while it's fairly obvious to me that you can't pee in a cup if you're wearing pants, it still freaked me out.
Was I supposed to do that before I opened the cup? Had I contaminated the sample by touching my zipper?
WHY COULDN'T IT JUST TELL ME TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF AS A STEP?!
I mean, it assumes I don't know that I have to take the lid off the sharpie to write, so that hardly makes sense.
Henceforth, we flounder without direction.
Or, I do at least.
Anyone else have some interesting experiences with directions?
Booblogger out.
(OYO)
Why Boob is the Breast Word Out There
So this is our first guest article by blogger RaBecca W. (AKA Boobear) who will probably be contributing regularly to our blogs, so be nice to her, and buy her cookies and polar bears. (You can find her in our list of followers!)
This is about how boob is the perfect word for, well, boobs.
'Ello boob fanatics.
Any of y'all ever see that picture, the one that explains why “Boob” is the perfect word? In case you haven't, let me explain.
First, we need the word: Boob.
Take a look at that capital ”B” there. What does that look like? Thats right- it's an aerial view of the lovely jubblies, providing that they are not covered by clothes... Anywho. Now you look at the two “oo”s goin'on there. See that? Just stick some nipples inside each “o” and you've got some gorgeous naked mammalian protuberances. Yes, I went there. Some medical mumbo jumbo, making me seem all smart...Ahem! Back to boobs. This may be the hardest part to notice, but when you look at that lowercase “b” you will see a perfect side view of... well... a tit. Yeah, sorry, no clever name there. Don't hate.
So there's just a little piece on why “Boob” is the perfect word. If I knew who the creator of that clever analysis was, I would cite them for you. However, they've been lost in the millions and millions of web pages and cutesy blogs and probably will never be given the proper credit.
So yeah, you, if you came up with this, you're cool.
Peace out, Homeslice-
The BooBear
Any of y'all ever see that picture, the one that explains why “Boob” is the perfect word? In case you haven't, let me explain.
First, we need the word: Boob.
Take a look at that capital ”B” there. What does that look like? Thats right- it's an aerial view of the lovely jubblies, providing that they are not covered by clothes... Anywho. Now you look at the two “oo”s goin'on there. See that? Just stick some nipples inside each “o” and you've got some gorgeous naked mammalian protuberances. Yes, I went there. Some medical mumbo jumbo, making me seem all smart...Ahem! Back to boobs. This may be the hardest part to notice, but when you look at that lowercase “b” you will see a perfect side view of... well... a tit. Yeah, sorry, no clever name there. Don't hate.
So there's just a little piece on why “Boob” is the perfect word. If I knew who the creator of that clever analysis was, I would cite them for you. However, they've been lost in the millions and millions of web pages and cutesy blogs and probably will never be given the proper credit.
So yeah, you, if you came up with this, you're cool.
Peace out, Homeslice-
The BooBear
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Sizing
How do you know what size your boobs are?
Should you guess?
Should just research your family history?
Should you just layer on 18 different bras until one looks ok?
NO.
Maybe the second one, but not the other two. Sometimes your family history can be an idicator, but sometimes you can be an outlier.
My family has never gone above a solid C or small D, but I'm a DD easily.
What you'll need to measure:
Your boobs
A tape measure
A bra that isn't a sports bra that feels like it fits the best out of all your bras.
Optional items:
A packet of Taco Bell hot sauce
A flower shaped pillow
A seat belt belt
The process:
1. Take the tape measure and lay it flat across your back, taking it under your arms above your breasts. DO NOT DO THIS TIGHTLY. Note that number: _____
(This is your band size)
2. Lower the tape measure so when you take the tape measure across the fullest point of the breast that it's a straight line. DO NOT DO THIS TIGHTLY. Note that number: ____
(This is your cup size)
3. If you subtract the number from step 1 from step 2, the number you get from that will explain your bra measurement.
Example:
1. 36
2. 38
3 36B
Each inch more measurement 2 is from measurement 1 is a cup size.
1"=A
2"=B
3"=C
Etc.
THIS IS NOT A FINAL MEASUREMENT.
This is a starting point. A reference, A jumping off point.
You are Geronimo. These measurements are your rock.
At the bottom is your perfect bra size.
Once you measure and find that point, take an underwire molded cup non push up bra and test sizes.
When you find one that isn't tight, doesn't hurt and isn't overall suck, you've got it!
EUREKA!
(That's a different guy, by the way)
Mind you, not every kind of bra will fit the same.
You should always try on a bra before you buy it if it's at all possible.
A demi cup may fit differently than a full coverage, which may be different from a push up.
So play around with it!
Find what fits right and looks good, and remember that you can always go to someplace that does fittings and get a double check on how your bra looks!
Booblogger outtie!
(OYO)
Should you guess?
Should just research your family history?
Should you just layer on 18 different bras until one looks ok?
NO.
Maybe the second one, but not the other two. Sometimes your family history can be an idicator, but sometimes you can be an outlier.
My family has never gone above a solid C or small D, but I'm a DD easily.
What you'll need to measure:
Your boobs
A tape measure
A bra that isn't a sports bra that feels like it fits the best out of all your bras.
Optional items:
A packet of Taco Bell hot sauce
A flower shaped pillow
A seat belt belt
The process:
1. Take the tape measure and lay it flat across your back, taking it under your arms above your breasts. DO NOT DO THIS TIGHTLY. Note that number: _____
(This is your band size)
2. Lower the tape measure so when you take the tape measure across the fullest point of the breast that it's a straight line. DO NOT DO THIS TIGHTLY. Note that number: ____
(This is your cup size)
3. If you subtract the number from step 1 from step 2, the number you get from that will explain your bra measurement.
Example:
1. 36
2. 38
3 36B
Each inch more measurement 2 is from measurement 1 is a cup size.
1"=A
2"=B
3"=C
Etc.
THIS IS NOT A FINAL MEASUREMENT.
This is a starting point. A reference, A jumping off point.
You are Geronimo. These measurements are your rock.
At the bottom is your perfect bra size.
Once you measure and find that point, take an underwire molded cup non push up bra and test sizes.
When you find one that isn't tight, doesn't hurt and isn't overall suck, you've got it!
EUREKA!
(That's a different guy, by the way)
Mind you, not every kind of bra will fit the same.
You should always try on a bra before you buy it if it's at all possible.
A demi cup may fit differently than a full coverage, which may be different from a push up.
So play around with it!
Find what fits right and looks good, and remember that you can always go to someplace that does fittings and get a double check on how your bra looks!
Booblogger outtie!
(OYO)
Medium Boobs
For further classification, medium breasts are anything from a B to a C.
These are the most common sizes in a bra.
So luckily, you will basically find any kind of bra you want, any color, any style.
Lucky bitches.
These boobs have natural perkiness to them, and generally a good shape.
Sometimes these girls can get away with not wearing a bra, but gravity still applies to them.
A new size that's been kind of introduced to the bra spectrum is a 40 B.
Now, I might not have mentioned this, but the major band sizes are 34-38.
But once you get into a band size 40, you're generally going to be in a bigger cup size.
OR SO THEY THOUGHT.
There are some girls out there who have smaller breasts, and a wide chest, hence the new size.
Anyways.
They even make great supportive non underwire bras for this size.
YOU ALL SUCK.
THE END.
In summary:
Pros:
Good lift
Natural shapping
You will find your size in every cute bra ever made
Cons: Gravity applies
Best bra option for upsizing:
Underwire molded cup maximum push up bra
Best bra option for support:
Underwire/non underwire molded/unmolded bra
Best option between support and push up:
Underwire/non underwire molded push up bra.
Best minimizer:
Underwire unmolded bra
Booblogger out!
(OYO)
These are the most common sizes in a bra.
So luckily, you will basically find any kind of bra you want, any color, any style.
Lucky bitches.
These boobs have natural perkiness to them, and generally a good shape.
Sometimes these girls can get away with not wearing a bra, but gravity still applies to them.
A new size that's been kind of introduced to the bra spectrum is a 40 B.
Now, I might not have mentioned this, but the major band sizes are 34-38.
But once you get into a band size 40, you're generally going to be in a bigger cup size.
OR SO THEY THOUGHT.
There are some girls out there who have smaller breasts, and a wide chest, hence the new size.
Anyways.
They even make great supportive non underwire bras for this size.
YOU ALL SUCK.
THE END.
In summary:
Pros:
Good lift
Natural shapping
You will find your size in every cute bra ever made
Cons: Gravity applies
Best bra option for upsizing:
Underwire molded cup maximum push up bra
Best bra option for support:
Underwire/non underwire molded/unmolded bra
Best option between support and push up:
Underwire/non underwire molded push up bra.
Best minimizer:
Underwire unmolded bra
Booblogger out!
(OYO)
Small Boobs
To make this easier, I'm going to do some sterotyping.
Which by the way, typing with a stereo is not very easy.
On to the catergorizing!
For our purposes, we will define small boobs as: AA, A, and sometimes B.
A double is basically the smallest boobs possible are a AA, where the tape measure under the arms is the same as the bust measurement.
Small boobs are good because they have a natural lift and perkiness to them. Women with smaller breast are lucky because quite often, they can get away with not wearing a bra.
But the problem with small breasts is some women don't like them. Most women try to make their breasts look bigger by utilizing a push up bra.
95% of the push up bras you will find will be underwire, but there are a few non underwire bras with some push up tp them.
A small boob will generally sit quite high on the chest, and you'll notice that most small cupped bras have a cup that's mostly padding with just a little area at the top for the breast to rest in.
Generally the pdding is like rocks, so small breasted girls, these can double as a boost, and a self defense weapon. Versatile!
Often, small breasted girls have... uhm... active nipples.
Meaning, you're going to see their nipples. Even if it isn't cold.
So sometimes that's a little weird.
So to summarize:
Pros:
Less need of a bra
Bras are also weapons!
Cons:
Sometimes a confidence drain
Sometimes they have stabby nipples
Best bra option for up sizing:
Underwire maximum padded molded cup bra
Best bra option for support:
Underwire molded/unmolded
Best option between support and push up:
Underwire molded cup with medium push up.
That's all I can tell you girlies, but my breasts don't fit in this catergory, so I'm gonna work on getting a guest writer to add a part two later!
Booblogger out.
(OYO)
Which by the way, typing with a stereo is not very easy.
On to the catergorizing!
For our purposes, we will define small boobs as: AA, A, and sometimes B.
A double is basically the smallest boobs possible are a AA, where the tape measure under the arms is the same as the bust measurement.
Small boobs are good because they have a natural lift and perkiness to them. Women with smaller breast are lucky because quite often, they can get away with not wearing a bra.
But the problem with small breasts is some women don't like them. Most women try to make their breasts look bigger by utilizing a push up bra.
95% of the push up bras you will find will be underwire, but there are a few non underwire bras with some push up tp them.
A small boob will generally sit quite high on the chest, and you'll notice that most small cupped bras have a cup that's mostly padding with just a little area at the top for the breast to rest in.
Generally the pdding is like rocks, so small breasted girls, these can double as a boost, and a self defense weapon. Versatile!
Often, small breasted girls have... uhm... active nipples.
Meaning, you're going to see their nipples. Even if it isn't cold.
So sometimes that's a little weird.
So to summarize:
Pros:
Less need of a bra
Bras are also weapons!
Cons:
Sometimes a confidence drain
Sometimes they have stabby nipples
Best bra option for up sizing:
Underwire maximum padded molded cup bra
Best bra option for support:
Underwire molded/unmolded
Best option between support and push up:
Underwire molded cup with medium push up.
That's all I can tell you girlies, but my breasts don't fit in this catergory, so I'm gonna work on getting a guest writer to add a part two later!
Booblogger out.
(OYO)
Friday, October 1, 2010
The Nobel Peace Prize
Time for our first "And More" section
Alfred Nobel was pretty much a bad ass Swedish dude.
When most countries was on the rise, he contributed to society his expertise in the field of long range explosives.
Translate to:
He blew shit up, and he was good at it.
He basically sped up the process of building and leveling, with dynamite and other stuff that goes boom in the night.
But not everyone thought he was so great.
Alfred Nobel was in France on April 13th, 1888.
The day he died.
Only not really. His brother Ludwig had died, and newspapers had mixed them up.
But he got to read his own obituary, and found it not quite to his liking.
The newspaper reflected all of the negative views, the quotes of everyone saying he had created the arms race, escalated weapons beyond belief and was, in general, a monster.
So, in an effort to execute some spin control, Alfred Nobel used his wealth to create many prizes in the several various areas, including peace.
Leaving us with the amazing, the wonderful, the peaceful, Nobel Peace Prize.
Food for thought, yes?
Booblogger out.
(OYO)
Alfred Nobel was pretty much a bad ass Swedish dude.
When most countries was on the rise, he contributed to society his expertise in the field of long range explosives.
Translate to:
He blew shit up, and he was good at it.
He basically sped up the process of building and leveling, with dynamite and other stuff that goes boom in the night.
But not everyone thought he was so great.
Alfred Nobel was in France on April 13th, 1888.
The day he died.
Only not really. His brother Ludwig had died, and newspapers had mixed them up.
But he got to read his own obituary, and found it not quite to his liking.
The newspaper reflected all of the negative views, the quotes of everyone saying he had created the arms race, escalated weapons beyond belief and was, in general, a monster.
So, in an effort to execute some spin control, Alfred Nobel used his wealth to create many prizes in the several various areas, including peace.
Leaving us with the amazing, the wonderful, the peaceful, Nobel Peace Prize.
Food for thought, yes?
Booblogger out.
(OYO)
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